Can I send my missus to the riots?

DF33

To be honest she's a crap cook, limited in bed, weighs more than my car and gobs off all day at me like a foghorn.

So, as i was trying to idolise her dodgy face over breakfast this morning it got me thinking.

I could pack her off to the riots.

It wouldn't matter if she was smashed up with a face like hers and if she came home with a brand new blue ray 42" flat screen then that would be ok too.

Am I being unreasonable in this pc age?

kettles boiling, toodle pip.

sheepsteeth

sounds fair to me

VWsurfbum

Yep, make sure you give her a big enough bag to carry the TV in, plus it will help her stand out as a looter

Raymondavalon

My mate decided to take his "boring" wife to a wife swapping party
He got a Dyson vacuum cleaner and a toaster for her... he was chuffed

Gazlar

DF33 wrote:

To be honest she's a crap cook, limited in bed, weighs more than my car and gobs off all day at me like a foghorn.

I'd very much like a go on that!

tlw1

Picture before and after needed

DF33

Gazlar

matthew h wrote:

Picture before and after needed

how about gazlar cam during? With Andy Gray providing detailed analysis

I wonder if Andy Gra. Has got an analy sis?

spongtastic

Gazlar wrote:

I wonder if Andy Gra. Has got an analy sis?

Or a sister that likes anal? now that would be something to miss.

bails87

Gazlar wrote:

DF33 wrote:

To be honest she's a crap cook, limited in bed, weighs more than my car and gobs off all day at me like a foghorn.

I'd very much like a go on that!

Saw Genelle Aldred doing the weather on the BBC this morning, she was as hot as ever, you'll be glad to hear.

Gazlar

bails87 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

DF33 wrote:

To be honest she's a crap cook, limited in bed, weighs more than my car and gobs off all day at me like a foghorn.

I'd very much like a go on that!

Saw Genelle Aldred doing the weather on the BBC this morning, she was as hot as ever, you'll be glad to hear.

but did she still sound like she was gargling jizzlycum?