After the Riots: What will the papers say

Philip Whiteman
Philip Whiteman Posts: 470
edited August 2011 in The bottom bracket
Here are some future editorials to treat us in coming weeks:

THE DAILY MAIL

Police bogged down in Red Tape slowed response to riots......
.... the riots were a direct result of the last Labour Government's inabality to spend wisely.


THE DAILY MIRROR

Riots always under the Tories....
.....Brixton, Toxteth, Handsworth, St Pauls and now the 2011 riots. All happened under the Tories. Their policies are aiding civil unrest.


THE GUARDIAN

Poverty fueled riots....
.....Public spending cut backs and fears for people's futures have fueled social unrest.


THE LONDON EVENING STANDARD

Exclusive: Shopping Trolleys Cause Cancer






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Comments

  • Stone Glider
    Stone Glider Posts: 1,227
    Very good, how about:

    Daily Express - "Princess Di predicted riots from beyond the grave" says prominent medium.

    Daily Telegraph - Riots Reduce Property Values

    All News International titles - Huge theft of mobile phones, everybody is criminal.
    The older I get the faster I was
  • MichaelW
    MichaelW Posts: 2,164
    Telegraph: Posh blond girl witnesses riots, pictures on page 2.
    Sun: Phew what a scorcher: Page 3: Karen from Croyden is making temperatures rise.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    Daily Star: Big Brother House.unharmed in riots.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    Look on the bright side. No comment will come from the News of the World.
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.

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