Honestly - Bike Wars?

YIMan
YIMan Posts: 576
edited August 2011 in MTB general
I ride my bike. You ride yours.

I don't have to ride your bike. You don't have to ride mine.

You think your bike is the best. I don't care, I love my bike.

I think my bike is the best. Why would you care? Ride your bike!

Magazine A gives my bike a high score. Why would you care? Ride your bike!

Magazine B gives your bike an even higher score. Why would I care, I love my bike!
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  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,174
    Cool story..
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    As a poet, you are rubbish.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Tim.s
    Tim.s Posts: 515
    Meh.

    It raises its head every few months then fizzles out for a while, it will be another popular bike/trail centre/online bike shops turn next time.

    I once comented that I thought Brechfa was better than Afan, it raged for days, I had to move house and change my name.
    "Didn't hurt"
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Obviously the OP is an Orange owner :P
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • Graeme.C
    Graeme.C Posts: 18
    cooldad wrote:
    As a poet, you are rubbish.

    You have to read it with Graig Charles' voice in mind, then it makes sense. :)
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    RevellRider wrote:
    Obviously the OP is an Orange owner :P

    Why would you care? Ride your bike.
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    See the little face after my post? That means I'm taking the mickey, so take a chill pill, sit back and relax.

    As for riding my bike, I did. I rode 2 of them today
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    RevellRider wrote:
    See the little face after my post? That means I'm taking the mickey, so take a chill pill, sit back and relax.

    As for riding my bike, I did. I rode 2 of them today

    :D

    Apologies.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I fixed bikes today. A Giant Talon! Piece of far eastern robot welded rubbish ;-)
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  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    supersonic wrote:
    I fixed bikes today. A Giant Talon! Piece of far eastern robot welded rubbish ;-)

    :D

    I am sure the owner loves that bike. I don't have to ride it.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    This is some kind of "spacetime crashing in on itself" shizzle going on here, isn't it?
    I think I can derive some meanign from it though. Trhoguh some complex processes, I have integrated the original post, and distilled it to this... it's purest form.
    YIMan wrote:
    Leave my chosen bike manufacturer alone, so what if I'm a big fan. You hurtful, spiteful bullies :cry:
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    Your distillation process has gone wonky. I don't care if you don't like my bike. But if you don't like it, why don't you just ride yours.

    8)
  • allen.coulson
    allen.coulson Posts: 424
    I do like your bike - just as much as I like you!!
    :D
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    You're just jealous my bike is better than your heap of crap.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    YIMan wrote:
    Your distillation process has gone wonky. I don't care if you don't like my bike. But if you don't like it, why don't you just ride yours.

    8)
    I don't even care what yours is, but you seem to care about it, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to the bother of making this thread now, would you?
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    YIMan wrote:
    Your distillation process has gone wonky. I don't care if you don't like my bike. But if you don't like it, why don't you just ride yours.

    8)
    I don't even care what yours is, but you seem to care about it, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to the bother of making this thread now, would you?

    I came to browse the forum after a short break and found a mahoosive thread about people talking about other people's bikes and thought WTF.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    And made another one!
    Congratulations :D
  • johnsav
    johnsav Posts: 775
    im lost... what point are you trying to make again? :lol:
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    And made another one!
    Congratulations :D

    A thread about not talking about other people's bikes is another example of a thread where people talk about other people's bikes? I get you!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    But you ARE talking about other people's bikes, it's right there, in the first post.

    Kinda like when someone starts a sentence with "I'm not racist or owt, but..."
    (Incidentally, I had a fascinating discourse with such a "person" today :lol: )
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    Nope. I am specifically not talking about other people's bikes.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Well stop mentioning other people's bikes then :lol:
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    I'm not going to have a futile semantics discussion either.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Damn it, you said nothing about semantics.
    YIMan wrote:
    other people's bikes.
    YIMan wrote:
    other people's bikes.
    YIMan wrote:
    other people's bikes.
    YIMan wrote:
    other people's bikes.
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    How "clever" you are.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    thank you.
  • allen.coulson
    allen.coulson Posts: 424
    HAHAHAHAHA

    A Geordie in Nttingham...

    Well done 'love' - that is like saying a .... in the ......

    narmeen?
  • YIMan
    YIMan Posts: 576
    Aaah...onto personal stuff already.

    Two Internet warriors polluting one simple thread with their own petty agendas, great.
  • johnsav
    johnsav Posts: 775
    well, to be fair you are spouting some fairly useless shi*!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Speak for yourselves, I'm just having a giggle.

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