What is it with women

Jason82

I recently became single after 5 and a bit years and I have been on dating sites and all I can find is goldiggers and boring alcoholics. They normally have a profile of I like going out for a glass of wine and romantic meals. Is there no girls out there who enjoy some sporting activities and have an interest in something other than alcohol and food or is it just a case of I have been left with the scraps of society at the age of 29. Rant over.

OffTheBackAdam

There's a reason they're on dating sites!

unixnerd

I've seen lots of ads for something called Fitness Singles. Might be worth a go.

And fear not about being single at 29, I didn't meet my wife until I was 38 (and she was 26 which makes me a cradle snatcher).

Jason82

Yeah it was my first go at dating sites so I will try the fitness one next to see if there is any improvement. All I get at the moment is fat alcoholics or horsey girls who still live at home at the age of 32.

crumbschief

Oh BR is known for it,there are some right lushes on here try another site for dating.

29 you got loads of time fella,don't worry over it and take it easy.

jim453

Mate, you're twenty nine years old. Relax.

outcastjack

try out some other sports, unlike cycling clubs some seem to have women

Cleat Eastwood

Jason82 wrote:

all I can find is goldiggers and boring alcoholics. .

yeh sorry about that, i'll change me profile, but you have to admit i do look good in a red dress.

Jason82

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Jason82 wrote:

all I can find is goldiggers and boring alcoholics. .

yeh sorry about that, i'll change me profile, but you have to admit i do look good in a red dress.

I prefer you in leopard print darling and if you don't mind would you wear longer dresses in future, no one wants to see the tip of your dong swinging free .

Homer J

So, what you are saying is that you've been on dating sites and not got laid yet?

CiB

Prolly got a leg over out of it, but had to put up with an appalling amount of pre-match talk before the main event. It happens.

Jason82

Homer J wrote:

So, what you are saying is that you've been on dating sites and not got laid yet?

I have two female friends I can get laid by, I want a companian to spend some of my life with I only signed up today and was appauled by the lack of choice.

lvquestpaddler

Take a macrame/flower arranging/poetry/Johnny Depp class or something. I reckon most women hate doing anything like cycling, and would rather watch soaps on tv, eat, drink, and the ones that don't and have an interest in sports(not watching them like footie hags, but taking part in them) always have a boyfriend who's dead good at whatever the sport is, and then there's the ones who are so at the other extreme and are like men anyway(they're looking for a woman too sometimes!)
I've had a relationship or two start positive, they say they love cycling etc, they buy a new bike to impress you of how serious they are.... and it never sees the light of day, they lack any self motivation to put in some miles on their days off when you aren't around- so it's worthless going out cycling together as they'll never even get a basic base level of fitness, then they blame you for not motivating them! Cycling/running/walking/kayaking seen it everywhere...

CrackFox

all I can find is goldiggers and boring alcoholics

Update your Love Seeker profile. Under Settings > User Preferences, uncheck the tickboxes labelled "GoldDigger" and "Alcoholic (Boring)".

shouldbeinbed

jim453 wrote:

Mate, you're twenty nine years old. Relax.

Yip, my Grandpa got married for the second time at 49 and 3rd at 78.

pottssteve

Two words of advice:

Yoga Classes

More than likely you will be the only man there. You have lycra, bending, and a typical female to male ratio of around 10 : 1.

Just remember not to drool....

d87heaven

pottssteve wrote:

Two words of advice:

Yoga Classes

More than likely you will be the only man there. You have lycra, bending, and a typical female to male ratio of around 10 : 1.

Just remember not to drool....

There might also be a touch of flatulence in the room with all that stretching and bending...........apparently......not that it ever happend to me.....not ever.

MountainMonster

If it makes you feel any better, i'm 21 and married with a non goldigger beautiful woman who does a bit of sporting as well. She also doens't even drink at all

upperoilcan

Why on earth would you want to settle down at 29 ?

Sounds like desperation to me,without trying to sound rude how do you fair in the looks department ???????

Wellievet

The title of the thread is a minefield in itsself, What is it with Women? Answer is man will never know! But have fun trying to find out.

Ben6899

Jason82 wrote:

I have two female friends I can get laid by ... I only signed up today and was appauled by the lack of choice.

You do realise how that reads. Right?

blueheeler

Jason try a pilates class...and enquire around your town about social riding groups...more likely to meet a female cyclist there. In our Sunday morning ride there's usually 7 or 8 women and if we are lucky one or two males.Ask mates wives to keep a lookout for you.Better to be on your own for a few years to get life into a perspective. It will happen.

ridin8ude

blueheeler wrote:

Ask mates wives to keep a lookout for you.

So you're saying the best place to start is with his mates wives?

cornerblock

Ben6899 wrote:

Jason82 wrote:

I have two female friends I can get laid by ... I only signed up today and was appauled by the lack of choice.

You do realise how that reads. Right?

Well I thought it read 'applauded'. A posher version of the 'clap'!

KarynPebs

On the flipside, all men on dating websites either live with their mum, are looking for a mum substitute or like dressing up in their mums clothes. Apparently.