I Have Never Felt More Manly................

Kaise
Kaise Posts: 2,498
edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
In response to all the fannying around going on around these parts i have been forced to bring this thread in to being!

I felt particularly manly at lunch time when i was on the way back from lunch and stopped to help an old dear who had a flat, changed her wheel and got back in time to have my lunch and clean my hands

(my lunch was half a cooked chicken)
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    You good Sumaritan!

    That's definitely borwnie points on judgement day

    Now only the the rest of the world could follow the Crudites' sterling examples...
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I've never felt so manly as the day I changed a train gearbox
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    I made a liter of Gravy last night, with added Beer.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • CustomC
    CustomC Posts: 122
    You cant get more manly than shaving your face, otherwise there is something wrong with you!
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    CustomC wrote:
    You cant get more manly than shaving your face,

    Yes you can. Growing a Beard.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    nicklouse wrote:
    CustomC wrote:
    You cant get more manly than shaving your face,

    Yes you can. Growing a Beard.

    +Potato
    Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    nicklouse wrote:
    CustomC wrote:
    You cant get more manly than shaving your face,

    Yes you can. Growing a Beard.

    or a luxurious mane of big boy hair
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • ricardo_smooth
    ricardo_smooth Posts: 1,281
    I concur with beards
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    No matter how manly ANY of you think you are, if a toddler hands you his toy phone that's ringing, you WILL answer it...
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • KitsuneAndy
    KitsuneAndy Posts: 164
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    No matter how manly ANY of you think you are, if a toddler hands you his toy phone that's ringing, you WILL answer it...

    I'm living proof that that's not true.

    However, I don't claim this makes me manly. I just bloody hate kids.
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    KitsuneAndy wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    No matter how manly ANY of you think you are, if a toddler hands you his toy phone that's ringing, you WILL answer it...

    I'm living proof that that's not true.

    However, I don't claim this makes me manly. I just bloody hate kids.

    + potato
    + potato for the wife (no kids = more money to spend on ME)
    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    I have never felt more manly than when I was on my motorbike and got my knee down, followed by (accidentally) spinning up the rear and then wheeling off the roundabout.

    I pooped myself just a little but I did it in front of a full bikers cafe last summer and my mates said it looked dammed good!
    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

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  • j_l
    j_l Posts: 425
    IcarusGreen wrote:
    I have never felt more manly than when I was on my motorbike and got my knee down, followed by (accidentally) spinning up the rear and then wheeling off the roundabout.

    I pooped myself just a little but I did it in front of a full bikers cafe last summer and my mates said it looked dammed good!

    But that can't be, everyone knows men who ride motorbikes are Homo's :wink:





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  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Once, I applied a big stick on Mexican moustache........but it did not make me feel manly :(
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    MissBint37 wrote:
    Once, I applied a big stick on Mexican moustache........but it did not make me feel manly :(

    pluspotato, if anything there's no less manly sight than a half cut man in a blonde wig fishing a drowned moustache out of a mojito
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • DCR00
    DCR00 Posts: 2,160
    ...when i stripped the entire interior of my car out to find and repair a leak, then put it all back again good as new

    ...when i became a Dad
    Tranny
    Tracey
    Bouncy
    Carbon
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
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    The Shaker
  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    I would like to confirm for the record that I have never, ever, felt a man.



    Mmmmm Mojito.... :)
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