Miniskirts and riding

Anonymous
Anonymous Posts: 79,665
edited August 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Just saw a link to this on bikeradar...

http://fashionetc.com/news/fashion/2152 ... ign=launch

Now, that policeman is obviously gay, to be disturbed by such a thing (JoshTP?) but then...
he got angry and asked me for ID
Well, that's about as stealthy a pickup line as you could hope for, surely.
No need for expensive dating, just find out where she lives, take her, put her head backwards, then leave in a ditch.
Simples.

Maybe he'd be the ideal man for MissBint?
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    or it was just some advertising for the bike company?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Willrideforcake
    Willrideforcake Posts: 305
    I thought this was going to be a different kind of thread altogether... Still, POIDH
    Old hockey players never die - they just smell that way...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    What, advertising her efforts to raise awareness of beavers?
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    I would complain about this:

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    This thread raises an Important issue, Yeehaa, why were you on a website called "fashionetc" surely that is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse?

    I personally am against the wearing on miniskirts on bikes asmy junk tends to flop out.

    Perhaps he thought shed nicked an Iceland prawn ring?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Gazlar wrote:
    This thread raises an Important issue, Yeehaa, why were you on a website called "fashionetc"
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Just saw a link to this on bikeradar...


    When I saw a link that said something like "girl arrested for wearing revealing miniskirt on bicycle - are you suggesting the manly, heterosexual thing to do would be to ignore it? Even if it did go to some fashion website, or whatever it was?
    Shame on you. Shame on you Gaz Derry.
  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    'just saw a link to this on bike radar'

    a likely story
    Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    I would complain about this:

    sbanataliaenvy.jpg
    Dam right dropped handlebars are the work of the evil lord himself.
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I misses that bit as I was too busy thumbing through a copy of bella. I think you misunderstood, I'm not suggesting you're a secret GokWank, merely suggesting that you getting lured onto a fashion website is one of the symbols of the impending doom of the universe that's all, although I'm now thinking that should there be another Sex and the City movie, you in the Sarah Jessica Parker role would make it a completely different film!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    t0pc4t wrote:
    'just saw a link to this on bike radar'

    a likely story
    Check out any review on BR, at the bottom there's two rows of links. The top ones "you may also like..." are from BR itself, then below them, there's another row that says "from around the web..."
    It was in one of those links. Like I said, a title like that piques any red blooded male's interest. Along the lines of "ooo, lemme see"
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Oh and the hetro thing to do is open, scan, see there's no real pics close, not read, if you're after erotic stories, Mills and Boon have an extensive range ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/201 ... _ride.html

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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    The female Jeff Goldblum
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Is she riding a back to front Zaskar? And she's not paricularly attractive either. It's a no likey, no lighty from me
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Ok here we go then, to put this thread comfortably in the crudcatcher, I bring to you...

    girl-riding-bike-mini-skirt-fail.jpg
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Why don't you start a hot birds on bikes thread. I would but I can't be bothered cos I'm using phone intrawebz
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    I think you have redeemed yourself with that pic and we can now consider this matter closed.
    Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

    Cube Curve 2009
    Giant Anthem X4

    FCN=6
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Ok here we go then, to put this thread comfortably in the crudcatcher, I bring to you...

    girl-riding-bike-mini-skirt-fail.jpg
    I'm quoting this because i like it, and as we dont have a + po tay tow button its seems only right
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    Gazlar wrote:
    Is she riding a back to front Zaskar? And she's not paricularly attractive either. It's a no likey, no lighty from me

    So are you saying she wouldn't get it or is that a completely seperate issue?
    When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    moster wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Is she riding a back to front Zaskar? And she's not paricularly attractive either. It's a no likey, no lighty from me

    So are you saying she wouldn't get it or is that a completely seperate issue?
    Gaz likes a little more meat on their bones, but the issue for me is the weird frame and even weirder boots?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    Aye the bike is FUBAR right enough...the only problem with the boots, as far as I can see, is that they aren't behind her ears :twisted:

    TBH honest a "she'd get it" from me is not widely regarded as a glowing endorsement...
    When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
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    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    nicklouse wrote:
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    Powerfull thighs! oooooooh i could crush a grape!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    moster wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Is she riding a back to front Zaskar? And she's not paricularly attractive either. It's a no likey, no lighty from me

    So are you saying she wouldn't get it or is that a completely seperate issue?
    Gaz likes a little more meat on their bones, but the issue for me is the weird frame and even weirder boots?

    I'm saying that she wouldn't be the first on my plate at an all you can rape buffet, but it doesnt rule her out , she'd be like black forest gateau not my favourite, and theres bits of it I'm not that keen on, but on the whole its enjoyable enough and the less enjoyable bits aren't enough to make me sick .
    If I were to have a go on it it would have to be slammed face down into a pillow and I'd probably have a good cry whilst I slammed home the lamb.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • addivllangirb
    addivllangirb Posts: 322
    Gazlar wrote:

    I'm saying that she wouldn't be the first on my plate at an all you can rape buffet, but it doesnt rule her out , she'd be like black forest gateau not my favourite, and theres bits of it I'm not that keen on, but on the whole its enjoyable enough and the less enjoyable bits aren't enough to make me sick .
    If I were to have a go on it it would have to be slammed face down into a pillow and I'd probably have a good cry whilst I slammed home the lamb.

    POTD!
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  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    Not a mini skirt but still

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  • bicyclepirate
    bicyclepirate Posts: 229
    I like trek's but it is a road bike.
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Hmmm that saddle is going to need a good wiping apterwards, especially if shes riding over cobbles
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Just be careful of the saddle colour, or you'll get some WTF!?! factor
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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    I would complain about this:

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    Me to, why is she wearing that t shirt?
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight

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