Slicing Soreen.
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I find chainsaws usually work quite well, they don't need much pressure and they're fast, the only thing is you need a new chopping board every time and something to collect the crumbs."Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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I use my lightsabre but it does tend to only give me 2-3 slices from a loaf, if i dont have it to hand then i just use my awsomeness to slice itTim.s wrote:You can't, can you?
After the first two of three slices mine just squashes when you press down with the knife.
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ORLY?Gazlar wrote:Pah
if you want it square buy the sliced one, or use a reciprocating say and clamp it in a vice gently.
If you are using a breadknife that works too, unless you've got the wrist action of an epileptic 13 year old thumbing through the shower fittings in Great Universal looking for side boob.
Or I mean thats what I do
Any chance of seeing that old avatar back surfbum?"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
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Have you tried getting a woman to do it? thats what they were built for0
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Maybe, i might work on a new one today and pretend to look busy at my desk.Fully-sprung wrote:
ORLY?Gazlar wrote:Pah
if you want it square buy the sliced one, or use a reciprocating say and clamp it in a vice gently.
If you are using a breadknife that works too, unless you've got the wrist action of an epileptic 13 year old thumbing through the shower fittings in Great Universal looking for side boob.
Or I mean thats what I do
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something sharp an unserated.... Use a GENTLE pushing down while gently sawing back and forth type of action. Clean knife after each cut. never force it. If necessary lubricate knife with butter. (your only going to have to butter the slice afterwards anyway...)I like bikes and stuff0
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Why not pray for it to become cut? If your faith is strong, it shall be done.0
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I'm craving bara brith, much better.0
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This.foxc_uk wrote:Craving soreen now, dammit
I have a mission for my minion I think....
And to those saying put cheese on it. WTF!? You're wrong. Very wrong in the head!It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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...you were doing so well, and then you had to mention the ready cut malt loaf. :evil:Andy B wrote:use a very sharp bread knife
do not push the knife down, just let it cut under it's own weight
clean the blade after every slice
or buy it ready cut
Please leave this thread and have a word with yourself.
You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.0 -
I want some malt loaf now.
I'm also curious as to how good a job my meat cleaver would make of slicing it.0 -
I have to ask WTF is going on with this place now, it's full of spackers that can't slice bread, balance their bike for a photo or index gears on some mad invention. I'm really angry and disappointed with the lack of manliness bring displayedn, it's like you've all developed breasts and a tiny womans brain. it's embarrasing
Put your tampons back in your purse and SORT IT OUT!0 -
More weaklings to rip apart, though, Gaz. Their imbecility is amusing.0
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Even so, I can't deal with them lactating all over my beloved crudcatcher. I think I'm going to go and neuter some kittens with housebricks and restore my faith in testosterone0
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If It helps I usually cut mine with the saw fitment on my rambo knife, on the rare occaisions I eat it of course, as it's a sweet girly treat.
Real malt loaf is called veda, and should be eaten toasted with butter and cheese.0 -
malt loaf - give me a break, are you lot using your manginas to spread your monthly discharge on to it once you figured out how to cut it?
with this and that weird australian lurking around i'm starting to lose the will to live!0 -
Hmm hacksaw could work?97th choice wrote:If It helps I usually cut mine with the saw0 -
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kaiser83 wrote:malt loaf - give me a break, are you lot using your manginas
The real food that should be eaten is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bara_brith
With fresh butter. Lovely stuff.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:kaiser83 wrote:malt loaf - give me a break, are you lot using your manginas
The real food that should be eaten is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bara_brith
With fresh butter. Lovely stuff.
only two bread products better than bara brith, Irish cinnamon and raisin soda bread and bara brith bread and butter pudding0 -
Well, one of them is something you make WITH bara brith, so there's only one bread-thing better than itGazlar wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:kaiser83 wrote:malt loaf - give me a break, are you lot using your manginas
The real food that should be eaten is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bara_brith
With fresh butter. Lovely stuff.
only two bread products better than bara brith, Irish cinnamon and raisin soda bread and bara brith bread and butter pudding0 -
I mean than bara brith with butter, just thought I'd offer an even tastier serving suggestion0
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Gazlar wrote:Even so, I can't deal with them lactating all over my beloved crudcatcher. I think I'm going to go and neuter some kittens with housebricks and restore my faith in testosterone
To be honest with you I wish I hadn't even started it.
Its got well out of hand."Didn't hurt"0 -
Malt loaf should be squashed down to the size and shape of a mars bar and then eaten as one. Mmmmmmm..................~~~~~~Sustrans - Join the Movement~~~~~~0
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Tim.s wrote:Gazlar wrote:Even so, I can't deal with them lactating all over my beloved crudcatcher. I think I'm going to go and neuter some kittens with housebricks and restore my faith in testosterone
To be honest with you I wish I hadn't even started it.
Its got well out of hand.
courseit has, it's the crudcatcher. Look no real harm done though, just MTFU a bit and then you'll find a woman to slice it for you. If she gets it wrong then there's ways of making sure it doesn't happen again!0 -
Q: How to cut soreen malt loaf.
A:
substituting Sean Connery with soreen malt loaf.
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