"EU to make Bacon tastier" - shock exclusive

Stevo_666

Is this possible??

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/eu-to-make-bacon-tastier.html

Kaise

this is something i have been dreaming about, now if they can also get them to have a restriction on the thickness of the rind then i will be a happy man!

getonyourbike

Greta news, the EU is actually doing something useful for once. fuck Greece, Bacon's more important

jay12

nice!!

Gazlar

Well I don't think this is good! One of the best things about bacons is the water froths into the pan and makes a lovely smokey fatty emulsion which you can then dip a lovely slice of fresh cut bread in and eat whilst the bacon is cooking, just fat doesn't go far enough and leaves to bread too dry!

The EU, as ever can take their meat and put it where the sun don't shine (Scandinavia)

bails87

Gazlar wrote:

Well I don't think this is good! One of the best things about bacons is the water froths into the pan and makes a lovely smokey fatty emulsion which you can then dip a lovely slice of fresh cut bread in and eat whilst the bacon is cooking, just fat doesn't go far enough and leaves to bread too dry!

The EU, as ever can take their meat and put it where the sun don't shine (Scandinavia)

You're free to add your own water afte you've bought the bacon.....wierdo!

I love how the bacon industry were moaning about it, pretty much "wah, wah, but water is free so we'll make less money if we can't increase the weight with water".

Speaking of which, I had a very tasty bacon (with added water) sandwich this morning, as a reward for cycling in two days on the trot

phz

Forget the EU and water. Just follow the link in that article for proper bacons goodness.

http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/jo- ... 09366.html

mmmnnn... bacon jam.

slainte rob

Gazlar

bails87 wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Well I don't think this is good! One of the best things about bacons is the water froths into the pan and makes a lovely smokey fatty emulsion which you can then dip a lovely slice of fresh cut bread in and eat whilst the bacon is cooking, just fat doesn't go far enough and leaves to bread too dry!

The EU, as ever can take their meat and put it where the sun don't shine (Scandinavia)

You're free to add your own water afte you've bought the bacon.....wierdo!

I love how the bacon industry were moaning about it, pretty much "wah, wah, but water is free so we'll make less money if we can't increase the weight with water".

Speaking of which, I had a very tasty bacon (with added water) sandwich this morning, as a reward for cycling in two days on the trot

No no no no no, this is the kind of thinking thati expect from a man sitting in a mansion eating quails eggs poached in swans blood

firstly the water wouldn't have the same smokey taste.

Secondly if you take the water out of bacon the price goes up. If you put the price of bacon up, because of the structuring of breakfast prices, greasy spoon cafes will then put the price of all breakfast items in line with the increase in bacon. A knock on from this is that poor people will not be able to afford their full English anymore and angered by this force a general election. This will result in the BNP and EDL who saw the opportunity to become political forming a coalition as people were angered by the government standing up to the eu bacon rule which made breakfast prohibitively expensive. The new PM will be named as Jim Davidson with Jo O'meara from S Club 7 as chancellor. The first law will be that all tv will be replaced by a loop of "Big Break" and S Clubs greatest hits and all houses will be painted White and red.

See you need to think of these implications

bails87

Gazlar wrote:

No no no no no, this is the kind of thinking thati expect from a man sitting in a mansion eating quails eggs poached in swans blood

Ahem, if I'm rich then what does that make you, Mr Millionaire! I would have never thought there would be such a big market for those videos you're in....takes all sorts. Speaking of which, when are you going back to Amsterdam.....

firstly the water wouldn't have the same smokey taste.

Secondly if you take the water out of bacon the price goes up. If you put the price of bacon up, because of the structuring of breakfast prices, greasy spoon cafes will then put the price of all breakfast items in line with the increase in bacon. A knock on from this is that poor people will not be able to afford their full English anymore and angered by this force a general election. This will result in the BNP and EDL who saw the opportunity to become political forming a coalition as people were angered by the government standing up to the eu bacon rule which made breakfast prohibitively expensive. The new PM will be named as Jim Davidson with Jo O'meara from S Club 7 as chancellor. The first law will be that all tv will be replaced by a loop of "Big Break" and S Clubs greatest hits and all houses will be painted White and red.

See you need to think of these implications

I think that will be enough for me to set up a band of rebels (and who in a band wouldn't want to rebel against S Club!?) and then we can take over Downing Street and burn Davidson at the stake.

Harsh, but fair.

Sorry, not harsh, the other one......funny. For the first time in his life.

Not that it would happen, you need opposable thumbs to hold the pencil in the voting booth, which rules out a lot of EDL/BNP fans

Northwind

The Institute of Baconomics approves of this.

Gazlar

A week today back to the Dam.

You also forget that the one shape the edl can form is a cross, even if it's thumbed in blood

Cleat Eastwood

they probably took advice from

THE greatest european bacon connoisseur.

bails87

http://baconbaconbacon.tumblr.com/

Gazlar
And how long after you return until you can sit on a bike without it being swallowed whole?.......Those freaky, freaky Dutch!

Gazlar

bails87 wrote:

http://baconbaconbacon.tumblr.com/

Gazlar
And how long after you return until you can sit on a bike without it being swallowed whole?.......Those freaky, freaky Dutch!

I have 10 days with the freaky welsh weaning myself back on to bikes, hopefully it'll be healed up by then. I'll be back in good old England on the 29th

Fully-sprung

Gazlar wrote:

Well I don't think this is good! One of the best things about bacons is the water froths into the pan and makes a lovely smokey fatty emulsion which you can then dip a lovely slice of fresh cut bread in and eat whilst the bacon is cooking, just fat doesn't go far enough and leaves to bread too dry!

The EU, as ever can take their meat and put it where the sun don't shine (Scandinavia)

Well then, you'll just have to be one of the very few dummasses that lowers yourself to buying the "bacon with added water" to have your boiled bread while the rest of us can enjoy good quality meat.

Gazlar

Fully-sprung wrote:

while the rest of us can enjoy good quality meat.

like your mum does?

Now run along back to your honey nut loops and chambourcy hippopotamousse, zingzillas is on in a bit

Fully-sprung

Gazlar wrote:

zingzillas is on in a bit

Oh yippee, can I watch it over at your house like we did last week?

Ryan Jones

If only the EU had a directive that my kind of meat (ie beaver) must have less water/fat content or be labelled as "bulked out"

Gazlar

Fully-sprung wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

zingzillas is on in a bit

Oh yippee, can I watch it over at your house like we did last week?

I've tole you, its not my turn to look after you this week, its one of your other dad's turns

Fully-sprung

Gazlar wrote:

Fully-sprung wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

zingzillas is on in a bit

Oh yippee, can I watch it over at your house like we did last week?

I've tole you, its not my turn to look after you this week, its one of your other dad's turns

But you're my mum.

Gazlar

Which would explain why everyone wants a go on me

Fully-sprung

Gazlar wrote:

Which would explain why everyone wants a go on me

Shut up.

Gazlar

Fully-sprung wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Which would explain why everyone wants a go on me

Shut up.

Thanks for the offer, but no, Gazlar decides when Gazlar shuts up.