The make your perfect partner thread.

VWsurfbum
VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Its friday, so lets have a weird science moment!

So i would go with
the legs of Cameron Diaz
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The body of Lindsey Lohan
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The head of Anne Hathaway
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and the personality of Jodie Kidd
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And to look after me Nigella hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Kazza the Tranny
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    big d's perfect partner = massive knockers and a quiet mouth.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    big d's perfect partner = massive knockers and a quiet mouth.
    so a ladyboy? wiminz are never quiet :?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Nuts4fsr
    Nuts4fsr Posts: 1,084
    I'm engaged to mine. Pix later.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Mine would be:

    In a ditch, head facing backwards, hands and legs bound with string and lime in her mouth for good measure,
    The Bouncer
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    Mine would be:

    In a ditch, head facing backwards, hands and legs bound with string and lime in her mouth for good measure,

    that gave me half a dafty!
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    I'm getting to the stage where as long as it has one of these.. it'sok by me!!

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    http://www.flickr.com/photos/grizzer_mtb/
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Sheeps' Mum + Gaz's mum + Lime + liver = win
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I can't be arrised to paste pics on iPhone, but it would definately be a cocktail of Jodie Prenger, Dr Alice Roberts, Beyonce, Sally Bretton and a bit of Miranda Hart personality squeezed in, oh an Kirsty Youngs voice.

    so let's say a curvy loudmouthed, but softly spoken slightly oafish woman with an interest in history and geography. with Sally Brettons face and Beyonces sausage legs and bright red pigtails, who likes wearing outdoors clothes by day and lingerie by night and is mixed race.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar
    Good point i missed out the voice Ferrari-VBH-03.jpg
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    Sienna Miller...

    She is perfect.
    MmmBop

    Go big or go home.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    north-sure wrote:
    Sienna Miller...

    She is perfect.

    ^^ Very much this

    Eleanor Nancy Gow - el scorchio! good personality, great voice, big mouth

    And for the uneducated the 48 year old Elle McPherson!
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    elle-macpherson-290.jpg

    and she is 48
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    weird-science_480_poster.jpeg

    will do for me.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    weird science, no there is film i havent seen in a while!!
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Sheeps' Mum + Gaz's mum + Lime + liver = win

    You've obviously never met my mum, she'd destroy you
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Gazlar wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Sheeps' Mum + Gaz's mum + Lime + liver = win

    You've obviously never met my mum, she'd destroy you

    there is your problem, i have! :shock:
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Jodie-Prenger1.jpg
    or
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    or
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    would do though, save chopping them up

    The second pic is for yeehaa
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    It'd just have to be Drew Barrymore for me, obviously i mean 90's Drew not 80's ET Drew as that would be just wrong
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    Nuts4fsr wrote:
    I'm engaged to mine. Pix later.

    Please dont post pics of me big boy.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Gazlar wrote:
    The second pic is for yeehaa
    Er, who is that? She actually looks disturbingly similar to an ex, have you been stalking me?
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    edited July 2011
    This thread needs more Larissa Riquelme (Paraguay's highest profile fan)


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    World-Cup-2010-Hottest-Fan-Larissa-Riquelme-3.jpg

    edited to fix pic.

    If you google her you'll get pics with her jugs out
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Anyhoo, body wise, Susan Coffey would be ok I suppose. :lol:
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    With the voice of Vicki butler Henderson, and the personality of Sarah Cox.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Montevideoguy
    i likey!

    yeehaamcgee
    Sara cox used to drive me nuts, now i realise its because i'm just like her and go off in tangents and talk about food.
    i'm just about to order some pizza, now do i order hot wings or Jalepeno's?
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Montevideoguy
    i likey!


    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Montevideoguy
    i likey!


    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    GOOGLE FOR JUGS!!
    its like your trying to tell me something?? :?
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Subliminal messages :wink:
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I'd subliminal her message!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    She hasn't had a good subliminal in her!
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    Wow a thread with Paraguays most prolific fan and Walsall's only fan !

    Still, that Susuan Coffey would get it thats for sure, though like a commencal she'd probably break if I used her like I'd want to !
    My Nukeproof Mega TR
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    The second pic is for yeehaa
    Er, who is that? She actually looks disturbingly similar to an ex, have you been stalking me?

    it's Dr Alice Roberts, I could have sworn it were you that liked her muchly

    and Ryanjones, there's at least two of us, maybe even as many as 7
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I do like her muchly, but I think it was El Cap, or maybe Sonic that was borderline-stalking her.

    She really does look like an ex in that picture though :shock:

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