I'm not cycling with my mate any more...

Kieran_Burns
Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
edited July 2011 in Commuting chat
This is a copy of the OCS (Office Communicator) conversation we've just had:

...snip...
    <mate>: you should! maybe you should cycle home and back at lunchtime to make up for your lack of commitment to the cause Kieran Burns: **** off <mate>: I just hate to think of those buns deteriorating Kieran Burns: pertness personified <mate>: they look like a pair of seals heads taking it in turns bobbing for fish Kieran Burns: you are spending WAY to much time looking at my arse <mate>: its mesmerising mate. you should market a desktop executive toy that works like a newtons cradle and is essentially a minature cast of your ass cheeks working away Kieran Burns:i'm putting you on ignore... <mate>: LMAO
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It's not normal I tell you.... :shock:
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Tell me that said mate is in fact of the ladybumps persuasion, please!
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    No. HE'S not.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    He needs to MTFU and spend more time in front rather than staring longingly at your bobbing seals.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Their is allot of love in your office, isn't their.......
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Maybe KB should post a picture of his bobbing seals so that HH, ITB and the burds on here can pass judgement?

    And your mate needs to spend more time in front.
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,628
    bobbing seals... hahahahaha

    tell him to stop feeding them fish and take a turn letting you chase...
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    DWL at this thread.

    KB, you made this public because........................? :lol:
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Could you wear a sports bra on your bum? Would that stop them jiggling?!
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    bails87 wrote:
    Could you wear a sports bra on your bum? Would that stop them jiggling?!

    they don't make 'em big enough.....
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    KB will come out within 2 weeks and I claim my £5 thangyouverymuch
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,382
    I thought this place was scary. KB's mate is just plain wrong.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    KB, does your mate want to feed the seals?

    Do seals eat sausage?
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    They did use to do ladies jeans with extra support to pert teh buttocks up a bit - maybe you can hunt on ebay for a big pair of them.
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    HH to the thread please. Paging HH.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    t4tomo wrote:
    They did use to do ladies jeans with extra support to pert teh buttocks up a bit - maybe you can hunt on ebay for a big pair of them.

    the point is: my cheeks are pert enough as it is. Any more pert and we're into the realms of pointy.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    cjcp wrote:
    HH to the thread please. Paging HH.

    You can keep him out of threads about my arse.

    and my arse. :lol:
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    I think your mate is funny

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