dropping your guts!

Kaise

Is it acceptible or not acceptible to drop your guts in the office, or at work in general.

I generally hold mine in, the odd silent but violent sneaks out, but i always excuse my self and open the window!

Pete Gassy-Ass in the next pen has guts lined with rotting fresh from the odour he emits everyday, he doesnt hide it and he does excuse himself!

is the solution to resort to a a full "cup caking" from one of my bad ones i would save for the bathroom, accompanied with me shouting

"chew on this you filthy, smelly barsteward!!"

toastedone

Loud and Proud

spongtastic

I let out the odd trump, but the flatulant welshman behind me regularly drops guffs of such epic length and proportions that I'm sure he's filled his pants.

But we're in an office of men, with no ladies so perhaps that's why we put up with it. Nobody complains when I bring in a curry either.

Now microwaved fish would be something else!

t0pc4t

generally not, although there is a row of offices on the way to the coffee room which are for managers, we call this 'millionaires row' and 'going for a bombing run on millionaires row' is considered quite acceptable, nay, encouraged.

cfbcfb

How about baking one, and waiting for PGA to leave his desk. Then whilst sitting at his desk let rip, and stand up immediately. His chair (if foam/sponge) should suck in your flatulence, only to be expelled when Johnny Fartpants returns.

Even better, try and do it on a Friday after he's left work to really allow the bad air to develop some flavour over the weekend.

Just a thought...

bicyclepirate

Put laxatives in his t. Then he'll either go to the bathroom and remove offensive odur or he'll follow through. Trust me he'll only follow through once and after he will only fart in the bogs.

Biggus86

I work in a bay all day, so better out than in, esp after a beercall

The Northern Monkey

When I float an air biscuit in work, I always turn the fan on so that others can get a bite.

wordnumb

When I worked in an office I'd frequently get bored and wander off for a breath of fresh air. If challenged as to why I wasn't at my desk I'd explain I'd had a chronic fart attack and couldn't possibly inflict it upon my respected co-workers. Worked every time.

dankenney2010

better out than in, but it the ones that develop over a 30 or 40 second period that i specialize in, drop a silent on at one desk, and move on before it ferments to greatness

Gazlar

I just like throwing mine if the face of Dutch women

andy46

What a great thread

sparrowlegs78

I am female, I have no shame, let em rip I say....stinkier the better

Caz xx

Stevo_666

I don't mind gassing people but I prefer the 'silent but deadly' approach rather than the 'audible kek ripper' so people may not guess that it's me.

IcarusGreen

Farts are funny

bwfc4eva868

Work in a Nursing Home part time. So we see some funky bodily functions anyway. So breaking wind is not frowned upon, its just seen as the norm. Especially working nights. Although there are only two males, me and another bloke from Brum and its like a competition to wind up our Woman colleagues.

Ryan Jones

We have one guy who's bowels have been mistaken for a blocked drain

The toilets on occasion turn into a "who can make the most authentic south park pan plopper" competition, extra points for leaving your mark, hitting high volumes or blocking them !

The Northern Monkey

Crudcatcher: I'll drop you're guts in a minute.

Kaise

you haven't got a good gut dropping in you!

i wouldn't mind but the hottie in the office blatantly thinks its me as i eat a "high" protein diet!

The Northern Monkey

kaiser83 wrote:

you haven't got a good gut dropping in you!

I and many others would beg to differ.

Kaise

contrarary to my current stance on this, when i was an apprentice on the shop floor i managed to clear an entire aircraft by dropping an f bomb in to the AC fan unit!!

never laughed so much!!

bluechair84

Working in an all girls school I have to be carefull... in class it's easy to let one rip which might ruffle someone's hair as I'm walking past - then the games up. In fact, being the only bloke in the entire block means I can't get away with it. I did manage to dump something that needed euthanising at birth in the student loos outside the sxth form common room recently. It drifted... the sixth formers blamed each other for weeks.


muhahaha

VWsurfbum

When i worked in a Gym, there wer obviously a lot of PT's who only ate protein, staff meetings were always held in a "airy" places or rooms withe doors firmly open!

My mate was a killer, he didnt even know he was doing it sometimes, but you knew it was him as it always had the hint of "protein" about it funny at home, not funny in a night club :twisted:

Nuts4fsr

Most definitely.

I also try to let off a good log on company time near the end of shift.

Kaise

Now felling a tree, laying pipe, dropping a depth charge on company times is an acceptible activity. Better to get paid to be doing it than sitting in you car on the way home wishing you had gone.

Still have never achieved a surface breacher though, a log of such proportions it disappears from sight under the U-bend and still breaks the surface tension of the water.

Thewaylander

Hmmm see work in a finace office, dropped one once and even the lads turned there noses up instead of breaking into tears of laughter as should be expected...

Right annoying, But laying a log in work time, if you can two a day saevs your own personal time when you get home, not to mention the price of the 15 yards of bog roll required to clean up :P

BigJimmyB

Curl one out on his desk....

Stevo_666

Thewaylander wrote:

Hmmm see work in a finace office, dropped one once and even the lads turned there noses up instead of breaking into tears of laughter as should be expected...

Right annoying, But laying a log in work time, if you can two a day saevs your own personal time when you get home, not to mention the price of the 15 yards of bog roll required to clean up :P

Spoken like a true finance bod Laying logs in work tme is actually quite a lucrative business if you stay off the high fibre food.