so where's my bed gone and why ?
Jay dubbleU
Posts: 3,159
- came back from Spain after my divorce and discovered she'd taken the furniture
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Good excuse to get a new bed.
"Break it in"
Then thank her. :twisted:None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
Did she leave you the bricks and mortar?
Surely the fact that marital bed has gone is a good thing..."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
Are you JW's ex? Why would somebody join to bring back a 12 month old thread from the dead?londondol wrote:Aare air beds really that comfy?0 -
Veronese68 wrote:
Are you JW's ex? Why would somebody join to bring back a 12 month old thread from the dead?londondol wrote:Aare air beds really that comfy?
Keeping it classy since '830 -
That's the good thing about divorce - you no longer have to try to understand
Mine took the decorations off the christmas tree :shock:
Who can beat that?my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
I got "divorced" once and was relieved when she put all my stuff in bin bags. I just thought it saved me a load of hassle in collecting my stuff!Giant XTC Pro-Carbon
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Mine left me with plenty. Most of it debt, but there you go...0
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ouch. But you didnt want to keep that bed, anyway! Beds are very personal, spend a long time in there. Wouldnt want to keep a tainted bed.0
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team47b wrote:That's the good thing about divorce - you no longer have to try to understand
Mine took the decorations off the christmas tree :shock:
Who can beat that?
An ex-SIL took the light fittings from the walls and ceilings (wiring on show) only left the wardrobes cos they were built in and she couldn't dismantle them in time.0 -
Cafewanda wrote:team47b wrote:That's the good thing about divorce - you no longer have to try to understand
Mine took the decorations off the christmas tree :shock:
Who can beat that?
An ex-SIL took the light fittings from the walls and ceilings (wiring on show) only left the wardrobes cos they were built in and she couldn't dismantle them in time.
Mine took the plugs off my hifi equipment - put the party back nearly half an hour that did.Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
when I split with my ex and left, by the time I went back two days later to pick up the rest of my stuff he had taken all of my referee kit (over £300 worth), my new road bike (the b*****d!) and my first edition Harry Potter books
Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
Why would he take your new road bike ? Surely the wrong size for him0
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walkingbootweather wrote:Mine took the plugs off my hifi equipment - put the party back nearly half an hour that did. Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0
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What happened to Londondol's post that resurrected this thread? Was my earlier guess correct? Do I win a prize?0
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Cafewanda wrote:team47b wrote:That's the good thing about divorce - you no longer have to try to understand
Mine took the decorations off the christmas tree :shock:
Who can beat that?
An ex-SIL took the light fittings from the walls and ceilings (wiring on show) only left the wardrobes cos they were built in and she couldn't dismantle them in time.
Hold on a god damn moment what did I miss here ^Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Veronese68 wrote:What happened to Londondol's post that resurrected this thread? Was my earlier guess correct? Do I win a prize?
No and you should stop making up new accounts to entertain yourself, naughty naughty boyRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Nevermind your bed mate, I posted a thread on here yesterday and that's gone. I'd like to know where that's gone and why!
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itboffin wrote:Cafewanda wrote:team47b wrote:That's the good thing about divorce - you no longer have to try to understand
Mine took the decorations off the christmas tree :shock:
Who can beat that?
An ex-SIL took the light fittings from the walls and ceilings (wiring on show) only left the wardrobes cos they were built in and she couldn't dismantle them in time.
Hold on a god damn moment what did I miss here ^
Im assuming Sister In Law (although could be Safety Integrity Level)
Good implied smuttage however ITBFCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
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Jay dubbleU wrote:Why would he take your new road bike ? Surely the wrong size for him
You would think so. He did it out of spite firstly but then later on decided that he was going to give it to his new girlfriends son :evil:Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
itboffin wrote:Cafewanda wrote:team47b wrote:That's the good thing about divorce - you no longer have to try to understand
Mine took the decorations off the christmas tree :shock:
Who can beat that?
An ex-SIL took the light fittings from the walls and ceilings (wiring on show) only left the wardrobes cos they were built in and she couldn't dismantle them in time.
Hold on a god damn moment what did I miss here ^
Sister-in-law. She didn't ask the boyfriend to help her I guess and bruv was supposed to be working long hours that day. Fortunately his neighbour phoned to let him know what was going on so he arrived with enough time to change the locks.0 -
We know you wouldn't take light fittings under the same circumstances though don't we CafeWanda - well, not without a stepladder anyway (sorry, very unfair dig ) FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.0 -
NGale wrote:Jay dubbleU wrote:Why would he take your new road bike ? Surely the wrong size for him
You would think so. He did it out of spite firstly but then later on decided that he was going to give it to his new girlfriends son :evil:
Dont mean to pry but this isnt Jake is it?Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
SimonAH wrote:We know you wouldn't take light fittings under the same circumstances though don't we CafeWanda - well, not without a stepladder anyway (sorry, very unfair dig )
LOL. I get the feeling she will kick me in the shins at the SCR summer party.
If she can reach that high.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
itboffin wrote:NGale wrote:Jay dubbleU wrote:Why would he take your new road bike ? Surely the wrong size for him
You would think so. He did it out of spite firstly but then later on decided that he was going to give it to his new girlfriends son :evil:
Dont mean to pry but this isnt Jake is it?
No this was an ex from four years ago now.Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:SimonAH wrote:We know you wouldn't take light fittings under the same circumstances though don't we CafeWanda - well, not without a stepladder anyway (sorry, very unfair dig )
LOL. I get the feeling she will kick me in the shins at the SCR summer party.
If she can reach that high.
The expression 'If you're in a hole stop digging' is just a jumble of meaningless syllables to you, isn't it ?
I can lend you a pair of cricket pads if that helps
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I sometimes wonder why y'all get married.
When I've been to someone's third wedding it get's a bit - well - How long is this one going to last ?
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Then I guess you don't have to get married to have a messy breakup.
Some of our friends have wandered arround a bit, and then settled down with folk they've known for thirty years. And everyone who knew them must have thought - you obviously got on well thirty years ago, so why has it taken so long ?0 -
jejv wrote:Some of our friends have wandered arround a bit, and then settled down with folk they've known for thirty years. And everyone who knew them must have thought - you obviously got on well thirty years ago, so why has it taken so long ?
Because deep down, they thought that they should/could have done 'better'. 0
