an idiot abroad

welshkev
welshkev Posts: 9,690
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
i'm just reading the book from the tv programme, the first page quotes ricky gervais as saying about carl pilkington:

"he is - i don't know the politically correct term, a moron. a completely round, empty headed, part-chimp manc."

can't wait for the second series :lol:

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    welshkev wrote:

    ricky gervais is a moron. a completely round, empty headed, part-chimp manc.
    FTFY
    I don't do smileys.

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    cooldad wrote:
    welshkev wrote:

    ricky gervais is a moron. a completely round, empty headed, part-chimp manc.
    FTFY

    he is a bit marmite for some people, but i like the guy :D
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    he is a bit marmite for some people, but i like the guy :D
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    He was funny playing a d1ck in the Office, just a pity he seems to have been playing himself.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    cooldad wrote:
    He was funny playing a d1ck in the Office, just a pity he seems to have been playing himself.

    there is that :lol:
  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    cooldad wrote:
    He was funny playing a d1ck in the Office, just a pity he seems to have been playing himself.

    This - only Alan Carr irritates me more :evil:
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Alan Carr! He's clever though...ugly as hell, not funny, but just makes silly rude jokes and he's loaded from it. Flamin puff
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    crazy88 wrote:
    Alan Carr! He's clever though...ugly as hell, not funny, but just makes silly rude jokes and he's loaded from it. Flamin puff

    the gay thing must be the money spinner, as I tick the other boxes but I'm not loaded

    fully-sprung must be a millionaire then
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Gay for Pay...I see how it works!
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Gazlar wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    Alan Carr! He's clever though...ugly as hell, not funny, but just makes silly rude jokes and he's loaded from it. Flamin puff

    the gay thing must be the money spinner, as I tick the other boxes but I'm not loaded

    fully-sprung must be a millionaire then
    Think you missed the clever bit.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    In both your and FS cases.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    ugh hated this program,

    Exactly the type of brit i just want to punch in the face grhhhh
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Thewaylander wrote:
    ugh hated this program,

    Exactly the type of brit i just want to punch in the face grhhhh

    but that's why it's funny... :lol:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    That why i drove me nuts, I like to live in my fantasy world where people like this don't exist :p where in the real world i know it's the majority :(
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    cooldad wrote:
    In both your and FS cases.

    ahem I'll have you know I've got 10 GCSEs and a BTEC in cooking!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    In both your and FS cases.

    ahem I'll have you know I've got 10 GCSEs and a BTEC in cooking!

    don't forget your knot tying badge from scouts :wink:
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    welshkev wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    In both your and FS cases.

    ahem I'll have you know I've got 10 GCSEs and a BTEC in cooking!

    don't forget your knot tying badge from scouts :wink:

    He only uses the 'condom knot' now though, so he's forgotten a lot of the things he learnt.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Knots? Get with the programme grandad, duct tape is far more effective!!

    I only went to scouts once, Akela wierded me out, 10 years later he was jailed for downloading child pornography, it was around the same time some people graffitied his house and set fire to it. They say bad luck comes in threes


    Then again it was him that came in threes (year olds)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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