The two are going through a divorce.....You're joking right?

gmb
gmb Posts: 456
edited July 2011 in The bottom bracket
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

Just for the record, if my wife should read this, I love you more than life itself bunnykins :D
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    GMB wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

    Just for the record, if my wife should read this, I love you more than life itself bunnykins :D

    Now there's an idea I've not had yet :twisted:

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • pauldavid
    pauldavid Posts: 392
    Wife was sat next to me when I read that.

    She seemed to have an awfully big smile on her face toward the end of the story.

    Think I might sleep with one eye open tonight :shock:
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Charged with "aggravated mayhem". I should think she was!!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    pdstsp wrote:
    Charged with "aggravated mayhem". I should think she was!!

    I was just about to comment on that charge as well. What dose it mean? Is there a charge of just plain old normal mayhem?
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Normal mayhem is when you leave the penis hanging on by a thread :x

    Also charged with " spousal abuse". Really?
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    RichardSwt wrote:
    pdstsp wrote:
    Charged with "aggravated mayhem". I should think she was!!

    I was just about to comment on that charge as well. What dose it mean? Is there a charge of just plain old normal mayhem?
    I'm having too much difficulty formatting this through the tears:

    [quote=shouse law group]
    1. How Does the Prosecutor Prove that I am Guilty of Violating California’s Mayhem Law?

    Mayhem is a crime that is committed under very specific circumstances. Penal Code 203 PC reads in its entirety:

    "Every person who unlawfully and maliciously deprives a human being of a member of his body, or disables, disfigures, or renders it useless, or cuts or disables the tongue, or puts out an eye, or slits the nose, ear, or lip, is guilty of mayhem."3
    In order to convict you of this offense, the prosecutor must prove three facts (otherwise known as "elements" of the crime):

    1.that you unlawfully used physical force on another person,

    2.that the force resulted in one of the above listed injuries, and

    3.that you maliciously inflicted that force.[/quote]
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  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    Crapaud wrote:
    RichardSwt wrote:
    pdstsp wrote:
    Charged with "aggravated mayhem". I should think she was!!

    I was just about to comment on that charge as well. What dose it mean? Is there a charge of just plain old normal mayhem?
    I'm having too much difficulty formatting this through the tears:

    [quote=shouse law group]
    1. How Does the Prosecutor Prove that I am Guilty of Violating California’s Mayhem Law?

    Mayhem is a crime that is committed under very specific circumstances. Penal Code 203 PC reads in its entirety:

    "Every person who unlawfully and maliciously deprives a human being of a member of his body, or disables, disfigures, or renders it useless, or cuts or disables the tongue, or puts out an eye, or slits the nose, ear, or lip, is guilty of mayhem."3
    In order to convict you of this offense, the prosecutor must prove three facts (otherwise known as "elements" of the crime):

    1.that you unlawfully used physical force on another person,

    2.that the force resulted in one of the above listed injuries, and

    3.that you maliciously inflicted that force.
    [/quote]


    Well it is labelled under the Penal Code section that seems correct.

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