Fully-Sprung Banstick!

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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    VEGETABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

    Don't ban him. Please don't ban him. Please please don't ban him. This place would verge on 'not as fun' without him.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    who? me or fully-sprung?

    See I'd happily take him on in a public vote, except I have no confidence in public votes, it would be like the X Factor a couple of years ago. You had Olly Murs, who obviously everyone wanted to buy his records against Little gay Joe McElderry (who would have thought little gay Joe was gay) But Little gay Joe won because he got the sympathy vote because he was little, gay and annoying.

    So this was a competion between a stylish, talented guy, adored by the ladies against an annoying little bender from up north, whereas A vote off between me and Fully-mong would be a vote between a stylish, talented guy adored by the ladies against an annoying little bender from up north.

    For anyone confused, i live in the midlands, not up north
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I meant you, but now I mean him. I can't believe you used a metaphor with x-factor in it. :shock:

    HOMBRES
    Homosexuals On Mountain Bikes Riding Each-others Sacks.

    I'm disgusted in your x-factor story, and my confidence is shattered in you as a person.




    Actually, I think you're right though Olly Murs was easily the better 'singer'.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    banning might be a bit harsh, i mean if you banned every cheese wand what would we gripe and moan about! as sheeps said, we need webbos, i mean i've been a webbo now and then! :?

    leave him be and if you dont like him, dont reply to his posts

    simples
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    That's why I'm here, to say what you're too ashamed to say you're thinking!

    the downside of being Olly Murs is the fact he had a go on Stacey Simpleton!

    The x factor is fine though, just watch it to play x factor bingo

    you need for a full house

    talentless freak Louis Walsh wants to turn
    "soulful" fat kid
    blonde girl in girlband that has previously worked in the adult industry and will be in nuts by week three after getting voted out in week two
    half cast girl Simon wants to slam face down in a pillow
    pub singer who has been on a journey because his aunt had a hip replacement
    closet homo
    attitude 16 year old girl wanting to make a difference for her 6 year old daugher
    and group made of solo rejects who could be the first band to win it, but never are, but do get to the final because otherwise it reflects badly on Simon Cowells industry knowledge.

    See reality tv is fine if you don't take it too seriously, it's a freakshow, a freakshow which sees people so hungry for fame, occasionally a chuuby London lass will go as far as shoving an empty bottle of Pinot grigio up her chuff
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Gazlar wrote:
    blah blah
    blonde girl in girlband that has previously worked in the adult industry and will be in nuts by week three after getting voted out in week two
    half cast girl Simon wants to slam face down in a pillow
    blah blah
    occasionally a chuuby London lass will go as far as shoving an empty bottle of Pinot grigio up her chuff

    the only bits i read of your post! Why is it that we like girls heads in pillows so much? Funny old world!
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    nah, we can't ban him. he makes me laugh too much....but i don't think he intends to :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    crazy88 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    blah blah
    blonde girl in girlband that has previously worked in the adult industry and will be in nuts by week three after getting voted out in week two
    half cast girl Simon wants to slam face down in a pillow
    blah blah
    occasionally a chuuby London lass will go as far as shoving an empty bottle of Pinot grigio up her chuff

    the only bits i read of your post! Why is it that we like girls heads in pillows so much? Funny old world!

    because narcoleptics are fun
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    I say keep him - there is some fun to be had. Anyway, if being an irritating kn0b got people banned this place would be like the Marie Celeste :) It's just that he's like that all the time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Anyway, if being an irritating kn0b got people banned this place would be like the Marie Celeste :) It's just that he's like that all the time.

    ^^^^^this :lol:
  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    can someone link to some threads that give context for the bannage please?
    Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

    Cube Curve 2009
    Giant Anthem X4

    FCN=6
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    t0pc4t wrote:
    can someone link to some threads that give context for the bannage please?

    there is no one thread i don't think, he just posts some stupid stuff as far as i can tell :?
  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    ok fair enough

    thanks Kev
    Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

    Cube Curve 2009
    Giant Anthem X4

    FCN=6
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,941
    t0pc4t wrote:
    can someone link to some threads that give context for the bannage please?
    Don't be a lazy toe rag, just go into his profile and search on all posts by him. Any of these should do....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    mate I'm not changing the habit of a lifetime for one guy.
    Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

    Cube Curve 2009
    Giant Anthem X4

    FCN=6
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    t0pc4t wrote:
    can someone link to some threads that give context for the bannage please?

    this is the one that brought him to my attention:

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... t=dustcaps
  • t0pc4t
    t0pc4t Posts: 947
    Thanks again Kev, certainly no genius but from reading that thread I'd only rate him around a 6 on the graham norton scale.
    Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.

    Cube Curve 2009
    Giant Anthem X4

    FCN=6
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    For the 26% of you that are total idiots, I'll stop posting here for a week, just to see.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    For the 26% of you that are total idiots, I'll stop posting here for a week, just to see.

    ^^Cheesewand fail^^

    /care = !false
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    jay12 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    chedabob wrote:
    Leave him be, somebody already stole his dustcaps. How much more abuse can a man take?
    i wouldn't say he's a man
    Still older than you though.
    in reality we're the same age actually, thats if you really are 15, but for the sake of the crud catcher i'm 12 on here
    Yes, I am 15, so why does everyone keep saying you're 12 when you're actually 15?
    because they think the 12 after my name shows my age

    And your brain cells!
    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

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  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    jay12 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    jay12 wrote:
    chedabob wrote:
    Leave him be, somebody already stole his dustcaps. How much more abuse can a man take?
    i wouldn't say he's a man
    Still older than you though.
    in reality we're the same age actually, thats if you really are 15, but for the sake of the crud catcher i'm 12 on here
    Yes, I am 15, so why does everyone keep saying you're 12 when you're actually 15?
    because they think the 12 after my name shows my age

    And your brain cells!
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    It's a no from me. While he is a spazwangle I don't think banning is the answer. While he hasn't reached the levels of 4xjohn and "that Jesus Christ guy", he serves a purpose.
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    It's a no from me. While he is a spazwangle I don't think banning is the answer. While he hasn't reached the levels of 4xjohn and "that Jesus Christ guy", he serves a purpose.

    I'm good friends with the big Jesus Christ, maybe not the same jesus Christ, but Jesus Christ

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    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    afternoon all, activity seems to have increased so thought this muight be worth rasing again - BANSTICK BANSTICK, as you can see i have changed my mind since my last post on this matter.

    I propose if banning him isnt agreed then we just ignore his posts, ie pretend they havent even been posted and just answer the post prior to it.

    that is all
  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    He is a bit of an idiot and not the brightest young man alive, but I don't think bullying or banning him is the answer.

    I suggest we all to ignore the idiotic posts just like Kaiser suggested. If he posts something worth reading or not just trash talk then he'll get responses.

    This way he is encouraged to improve the quality of his posts, while not being bullyed.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    bentes wrote:
    but I don't think bullying or banning him is the answer.

    You used to be fun, what happenned

    I'm cool with a veto though, or whatever he concencus of people want to do on here
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    what's he done now? last i heard he was not posting anymore to see if anyone missed him.

    is he back?
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    "Ah, there's no justice like Angry Mob Justice."— Seymour Skinner
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  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    Gazlar wrote:
    You used to be fun, what happenned

    Just like the Crudcatcher, I've grown responsible, mature and non-offensive. :?
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    who the fark are you? this place is for discussion of limes, reaming, power tools and the odd outburst of bacon related conversation, nothing grown up here

    move along now