Urban dictionary gems

SimonAH
SimonAH Posts: 3,730
edited July 2011 in Commuting chat
fo' shizzle my nizzle

the fourth defiinition down on Urban Dictionary cost me a loud piggy snort in a full quiet office :D
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Blocked by the internet police at work - can you post it?
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    4. fo' shizzle my nizzle 1129 up, 940 down

    Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An advasary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."
    Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbains are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!

    New: Bitch step up! Fo shizzle my nizzle!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    First one is better because it's largely true:
    1. fo' shizzle my nizzle 14995 up, 537 down

    "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Q. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

    A. Fo' drizzle.
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    First one is better because it's largely true:
    1. fo' shizzle my nizzle 14995 up, 537 down

    "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Just spat a piece of Satsuma onto my lovely 22" Dell monitor :-) :-) :-)
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    gtvlusso wrote:

    Just spat a piece of Satsuma onto my lovely 22" Dell monitor :-) :-) :-)

    You should have an apple :?
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Fo' spazzle my sazzle

    Your jest has made me discharge my Satsuma...
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,853
    Angry pirate, the revenge for which can be the angry penguin. Work can be very quiet at times, so we took to looking at Urban Dictionary from time to time.
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  • cloggsy
    cloggsy Posts: 243
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Work can be very quiet at times, so we took to looking at Urban Dictionary from time to time.

    Yo shazzl' 'll get frazzled if yo boss finds out...
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Have a look at the Viz Profanisaurus too.

    Hairy Pie ha ha

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