Robbing a hairdressers couldn't get any better!

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Polish hairdresser and the robber
Jasinski, 32, had attempted to steal the day’s takings from a salon in Meshchovsk, Russia when he was confronted by black belt shop owner.
Zajac demonstrated her martial art skills beating the intruder senseless leaving him semi-conscious before tying him up naked with a hairdryer flex and cuffing him in a back room to a radiator.
The 28-year-old then fed her hostage Viagra and used him as a sex slave for three days - wanting to teach him a lesson.
The rather tired out robber was eventually released and went straight to hospital to receive treatment for his tired out and swollen testicles.
He later told police of his ordeal who arrested him and the salon owner.
When police arrived to question Olag Zajac she said: ‘What a b*****d. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.’
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He should MTFU and propose IMO!
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This is a very old story, no? I remember it doing the rounds a few years ago.Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
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Asprilla wrote:This is a very old story, no? I remember it doing the rounds a few years ago.
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http://www.themoscowtimes.com/columns/a ... 76242.html"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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Interesting story, hadn't seen that before - although if the gender roles had been reversed I bet I would have, I also bet most of the associated comments would have taken a very different tone! Not having a go at anyone for having a laugh at this guy's predicament as I certainly chortled when I read about it, but it makes you think about how we view gender roles in society as a whole and... how good this giant smoked ham, salami, goats cheese & unidentifiable chutney toasted sandwich on sourdough bread i'm midway through is... so, aye - she raped the stupid-ass robber & it served him right. Equality of the sexes is a myth - show this story to a woman & I bet she'll laugh her ass off too, she just won't drift off into a sandwich-based diatribe halfway through.Moda Issimo
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mcj78 wrote:Interesting story, hadn't seen that before - although if the gender roles had been reversed I bet I would have, I also bet most of the associated comments would have taken a very different tone! Not having a go at anyone for having a laugh at this guy's predicament as I certainly chortled when I read about it, but it makes you think about how we view gender roles in society as a whole and... how good this giant smoked ham, salami, goats cheese & unidentifiable chutney toasted sandwich on sourdough bread i'm midway through is... so, aye - she raped the stupid-ass robber & it served him right. Equality of the sexes is a myth - show this story to a woman & I bet she'll laugh her ass off too, she just won't drift off into a sandwich-based diatribe halfway through.
In this Country a Women can't be convicted for rape against a Man. It would be sexual assault.
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DonDaddyD wrote:mcj78 wrote:Interesting story, hadn't seen that before - although if the gender roles had been reversed I bet I would have, I also bet most of the associated comments would have taken a very different tone! Not having a go at anyone for having a laugh at this guy's predicament as I certainly chortled when I read about it, but it makes you think about how we view gender roles in society as a whole and... how good this giant smoked ham, salami, goats cheese & unidentifiable chutney toasted sandwich on sourdough bread i'm midway through is... so, aye - she raped the stupid-ass robber & it served him right. Equality of the sexes is a myth - show this story to a woman & I bet she'll laugh her ass off too, she just won't drift off into a sandwich-based diatribe halfway through.
In this Country a Women can't be convicted for rape against a Man. It would be sexual assault.
Just saying...
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What's also out of order is this.
Child custody battle - the kind you get when parents split up.
Women are entitled to legal aid if it has been alleged that there was physical violence, assault, rape etc and by extension the child is at risk (which is all the effing time).
Men are no longer entitled to legal aid, at all.
So a single Father will - on paper - be fighting for custody, visitation rights without the support of legal aid. But the Mother is entitled to it should she make the claim that there has been physical abuse. Now how many Women make the claim thinking it will help their case, even when there is no evidence or nothing to suggest the man has been abusive...
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erm, i'm probably being a bit thick here but....if a man was "captured" by a women tied to a bed an forced to take Viagra to keep having a bit of the old in and out....what damage would it cause the bloke? besides making him really really sleepy?
he could even fall asleep as he would be having no active part if he was Viagra popping....kinda like autopilotKeeping it classy since '830 -
She could have given him AIDS.
Also, one could speculate that she smacked him around a bit, called him "b*tch" and - as Stewie Griffen once asked for - stepped on his cubes.Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:She could have given him AIDS.
Also, one could speculate that she smacked him around a bit, called him "b*tch" and - as Stewie Griffen once asked for - stepped on his cubes.
Wash, cut and blow job?
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Wash, cut and blow job?
It's the best I could do, okay? :oops:
F**king hell, I'm off to Tony and Guy's right now with my boy's toy gun
See you in a couple of days
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DonDaddyD wrote:mcj78 wrote:Interesting story, hadn't seen that before - although if the gender roles had been reversed I bet I would have, I also bet most of the associated comments would have taken a very different tone! Not having a go at anyone for having a laugh at this guy's predicament as I certainly chortled when I read about it, but it makes you think about how we view gender roles in society as a whole and... how good this giant smoked ham, salami, goats cheese & unidentifiable chutney toasted sandwich on sourdough bread i'm midway through is... so, aye - she raped the stupid-ass robber & it served him right. Equality of the sexes is a myth - show this story to a woman & I bet she'll laugh her ass off too, she just won't drift off into a sandwich-based diatribe halfway through.
In this Country a Women can't be convicted for rape against a Man. It would be sexual assault.
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DonDaddyD wrote:Also, one could speculate that she smacked him around a bit, called him "b*tch" and - as Stewie Griffen once asked for - stepped on his cubes.
"When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.
First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru. "
Sounds like his cubes were alright, his tentacles were swollen apparently & his hamlet was chaffed to within an inch of its' life.
At least she set the scene with some pink frilly fabric draped over him... he was still tied to a radiator though, maybe she liked radiators - though it's pretty cold in some parts of Russia I suppose, she might have been doing him... a favour.Moda Issimo
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Greg T wrote:
I haven't got a pension and I need some security. Plus you owe me for that bail out a year or two back.Food Chain number = 4
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Bassjunkieuk wrote:In soviet Russia you don't fu(k with the hairdressers......
Aye, other way round apparently!Moda Issimo
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Bassjunkieuk wrote:In soviet Russia you don't fu(k with the hairdressers......
Russia is no longer soviet.
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Have we seen any pictures of "Olga"?
She may be a retired soviet era shotputter for all we know! * Something to bear in mind for all the people saying 'what's wrong with that'
Also, yes, this is at least two years old, someone at the Daily Mail must have stumbled across it on the internet, hence why it's appearing on their papers. Finger on the pulse and all that.
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bails87 wrote:Have we seen any pictures of "Olga"?
She may be a retired soviet era shotputter for all we know! * Something to bear in mind for all the people saying 'what's wrong with that'
Also, yes, this is at least two years old, someone at the Daily Mail must have stumbled across it on the internet, hence why it's appearing on their papers. Finger on the pulse and all that.
*I'm kidding, this is wrong.
From the metro article - would you let this woman tie you up, drug you, then hump you all the way to hospital - show of hands? (I'm hoping they've blurred her face otherwise i'm out)Moda Issimo
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DonDaddyD wrote:Plus you owe me for that bail out a year or two back.
Do I?
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^^Ah BAITING THE BANKER!^^
Never gets old that.Food Chain number = 4
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We're onto grooming I see...Food Chain number = 4
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mcj78 wrote:Interesting story, hadn't seen that before - although if the gender roles had been reversed I bet I would have, I also bet most of the associated comments would have taken a very different tone!
... I'm so doing what that guy did on the way home:P
Best not get my local Sweeney Todd style barbers confused with John Gerrards on the way home!
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Surely there are some hairdressers (Kings Cross, according to a certain 'Marmalade Lady'...) where you can go in and demand the 'Polish special'...Food Chain number = 4
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