Mr T Worlds Craziest Fools
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anyone else enjoying the programme and Mr T ? 8) - have seen a few of the clips before but what cracks me up is Mr T. "Back in the '80s I invented the wheel'
I also I-payered something about angry Australian kids (teenagers) which was quite funny - not in the league of Trailer Park Boys, but similar.
What's your fave comedy on at the mo?
Copied from another forum so someone else's hard work >
Mr. T Facts
1; There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to ****ing walk.
2; Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
3; Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
4; Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
5; Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
6; 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence
7; Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man
8; Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
9; In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982.
10; Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
11; If you tune your police scanner to 138.225 Mhz, you will hear Mr. T's thoughts. They will, however, be the last thing you hear... because the sheer awesomeness of his thoughts will make your head explode.
12; Sticks and stones may break your bones but Mr T. will also crush your internal organs
13; Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time.
14; Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
15; Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
16; Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
17; Mr. T remains the only bad ass in American history to sucessfully fire 15,000 rounds out of a gun and hit no one.
18; Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
19; Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
20; The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
21; Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
22; Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him
I also I-payered something about angry Australian kids (teenagers) which was quite funny - not in the league of Trailer Park Boys, but similar.
What's your fave comedy on at the mo?
Copied from another forum so someone else's hard work >
Mr. T Facts
1; There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to ****ing walk.
2; Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
3; Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
4; Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
5; Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
6; 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence
7; Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man
8; Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
9; In the unlikely event that Mr. T ever pitied himself, the universe would immediately reboot to 1982.
10; Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
11; If you tune your police scanner to 138.225 Mhz, you will hear Mr. T's thoughts. They will, however, be the last thing you hear... because the sheer awesomeness of his thoughts will make your head explode.
12; Sticks and stones may break your bones but Mr T. will also crush your internal organs
13; Revolving doors were invented to keep Mr. T from kicking them in all the time.
14; Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
15; Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
16; Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
17; Mr. T remains the only bad ass in American history to sucessfully fire 15,000 rounds out of a gun and hit no one.
18; Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
19; Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
20; The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
21; Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
22; Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him
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"Mummy Mummy, when will I grow up?"
"Don't be silly son, you're a bloke, you'll never grow up"0 -
was it on last night? i was laughing all the way through
the "T" is a genius, what would happen if Mr T an Chuck Norris had a fight? who would win?Keeping it classy since '830 -
Johnny Hoogerland would.0
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err point 7
Freud says that gay acts are an attempt to impregnate a man through his "womb" or such, should that be applied to Mr T
you tell him...0 -
What's Mr T's favourite Yoghurt?.............................A Petit Filou!
(well it cracks me up anyway......... :oops: )Faster than a tent.......0 -
Mr T got T. Rex DNA. Just like me....0
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Keyser__Soze wrote:
Haha!
"Jens Voigt grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."0
