ITV 4 ads - worse than being thrown into a barbed wire fence
After a week am getting really hacked off so am thinking of alternative slogans.
Stella Cider - it's not wife beater - its la famme beateur (adopt clouseau accent)
Boardman bikes "when I ate that Spanish steak I knew I'd have a problem in the morning with the drugs lab"
"when the team had to lift me off the bike, I knew a mechanic had overdone the superglue on my seat post"
various ambulance chasing lawyers "Been injured by a TV car driven by a moron? Ring our no obligation helpline"
any more?
Stella Cider - it's not wife beater - its la famme beateur (adopt clouseau accent)
Boardman bikes "when I ate that Spanish steak I knew I'd have a problem in the morning with the drugs lab"
"when the team had to lift me off the bike, I knew a mechanic had overdone the superglue on my seat post"
various ambulance chasing lawyers "Been injured by a TV car driven by a moron? Ring our no obligation helpline"
any more?
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THINK ONCE, THINK TWICE, THINK BIKE!Peter0
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Yellow's not just a colour, it's a state of mind!
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The Mad Rapper wrote:Yellow's not just a colour, it's a state of mind!
LOL
Yellow's not just a colour, It's a coldplay song.0 -
Been enjoying watching the last 5 minutes of all the re-runs of Quantum Leap.
Oh boy.--
Obsessed is just a word elephants use to describe the dedicated. http://markliversedge.blogspot.com0 -
"I always wondered what the second and third steps on the podium were for."
Did Chris not baulk at these catch lines when he read the script? Come on, the guy has less integrity than Jordan. And I don't mean Michael.
I like the Evans ad, my girlfriend is featured in the video climbing a hill on the KOTD ride. She's a tiny spec of a thing in a loud pink jersey. I want to call Evans for the video and surprise her with it, she's not see it yet.When a cyclist has a disagreement with a car; it's not who's right, it's who's left.0 -
FransJacques wrote:Did Chris not baulk at these catch lines when he read the script?.. who said that, internet forum people ?0
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Any ads pee you off when you watch the same show ten days in a row. At least we haven't half naked cyclists in sidi adverts.
And I think Hoogerland would argue about your title.0 -
eurosport?i need more bikes0
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LeicesterLad wrote:The Mad Rapper wrote:Yellow's not just a colour, it's a state of mind!
LOL
Yellow's not just a colour, It's a coldplay song.
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I would just like to say.. here in Asia, Eurosport has ad breaks, but no ads showing! They just have their promo piece "All Season Long" showing lots of cool cycling clips from the season accompanied by cool music... Dont know if they show that in Europe.... At least this year no stupid Ginger Winger and his Transitions... Ich Bin Tyler Duracell**************************************************
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Stanley222 wrote:It could be worse - it could be those bloody awful halifax adverts with the radio station in a bank.
WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: :roll:
Oh lucky you.. ooohh oooh ooooohh0 -
Stanley222 wrote:It could be worse - it could be those bloody awful halifax adverts with the radio station in a bank.
WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: :roll:
ISA, ISA, baby!
I literally DID throw myself into a barbed wire fence....0 -
PBo wrote:Stanley222 wrote:It could be worse - it could be those bloody awful halifax adverts with the radio station in a bank.
WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: :roll:
ISA, ISA, baby!
I literally DID throw myself into a barbed wire fence....
That one is particularly annoying, i know they are women, but what a pair of tools.0 -
For all those watching on Eurosport you can add the next line..
"In the heart of Eurasia..."
"Too much for a 30 second commercial..."0 -
I quite like the Skoda one.
But guys, get a hard drive recorder and watch it later, or 'live' with a 15 minute delay or so.
I got one two years ago PURELY to skip through the endless and lengthy ITV4 ads on the Tour. Well worth it!0 -
Jacomo! Clothes for fatties, advertised heavily during a sport renowned for the whippet-like stature of its athletes.0
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PBo wrote:Stanley222 wrote:It could be worse - it could be those bloody awful halifax adverts with the radio station in a bank.
WTF????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :evil: :roll:
ISA, ISA, baby!
I literally DID throw myself into a barbed wire fence....
That turtle faced bint needs a slap (well, according to my Wife, she does!).
Dreadful adverts. Didn't even register with me that they were for Halifax.0 -
emadden wrote:. At least this year no stupid Ginger Winger and his Transitions... Ich Bin Tyler Duracell
Ginger winger - like it. Thanks to dickie branson's V+ box, I come home from work to 4hr 30mins of ad-free awesomeness, only partially spoiled by Sean's dronings. WTF is prickled wire?0 -
Courage Monsieur wrote:I quite like the Skoda one.
But guys, get a hard drive recorder and watch it later, or 'live' with a 15 minute delay or so.
I got one two years ago PURELY to skip through the endless and lengthy ITV4 ads on the Tour. Well worth it!
I do this with everything now, a 1 hour slot on ITV can't have more than 35mins of content. Think how many hours of your life you can save by not watching this sh!te.0 -
Oh I don't know, that Lynx shower gel one has its merits. I have been known to skip through the boring cycle race coverage just to get back to that adFCN3: Titanium Qoroz.0
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Skoda Add is decent, other than that, turd. I avoid them now by pausing it untill quarter past 7, then i can fast forward the add's, and it still finishes in time for Eastenders 8) :oops:0
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freniq wrote:emadden wrote:. At least this year no stupid Ginger Winger and his Transitions... Ich Bin Tyler Duracell
Ginger winger - like it. Thanks to dickie branson's V+ box, I come home from work to 4hr 30mins of ad-free awesomeness, only partially spoiled by Sean's dronings. WTF is prickled wire?
Maybe he was slipping into Flemish... barbed wire is prikkeldraad.0 -
The guy on the Wiggle advert is playing with his c*ck while viewing the web pages,something i do regularly.0