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ollie_lucas1985
ollie_lucas1985 Posts: 325
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
I know this is the crud catcher and I know it will get slated (all the other areas on the forum just don't fit where this should be..) but I will anyways..

I've setup a new website, its for 1 reason and 1 reason only, that's for somewhere to put my pictures - Its the first website i've made with HTML, CSS and I feel all emotional..

Let me know what you think (of the pics)..

http://www.oliverlucas.co.uk

Comments

  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    needs more lime, string and liver. Plus you've forgotten the naked women



    nice photos though!
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Who's the hottie in the blue dress?
    Kazza the Tranny
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Who's the hottie in the blue dress?
    This is the only reason I clicked on the link.

    I demand to know who she is.

    And where the nearest ditch is....
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  • She's some french girl that we hired for a photography day, needless to say we all had a go on her including some of the older men in the club.. She loved it!

    For anyone else that hasn't yet clicked the link yet.. there is a busty lady present and its well worth a look ;-)

    No more comments anyone? Even abuse? Wheres sheeps and gazlar when you need some constructive abuse?!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Hiring busty french girls you say? Hmmmm
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • So far I've had some interesting statistics from google analytics:

    It appears under half the viewers of this post actually viewed the site, 75 to be exact.

    The majority were from London followed by Manchester with an average of 1.07 secs on the site.. Not bad at all!

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    Geeeky!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    ollie_lucas1985
    just had another look through, Why no riding pictures?
    Do you do it as living or just a hobby?
    Are you trying to sell these pics?
    Is she wearing one of your dresses?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I'm really horrified by that comment, my abuse is far from costuctive! Inconsidered and driven by then need to make a weak and often sexually derived pun, yes, constructive? Do I look like Paxman? You sir are a foo....Busty French girl you say?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Pah that's not busty, this is busty

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    jodie-prenger_3248428.jpg

    I await someone to usurp my idea of bustiness with some monster norked feak, but that's my idea of good busty.

    On a serious note, consider revising your menu font or learn to spell because it either says, or looks like it says Galley, which in turn has made me hungry.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Obviously it's sh1t.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • VWsurfbum wrote:
    ollie_lucas1985
    just had another look through, Why no riding pictures?
    Do you do it as living or just a hobby?
    Are you trying to sell these pics?
    Is she wearing one of your dresses?

    No riding pictures because I'd much rather be riding than taking pictures, the SLR is to heavy to take out!

    As far as pictures go, its just a hobby but just want to see how many people actually look at the site, obviously I cant see any reason for anyone to return other than updates.. Maybe I should move the site towards purchases?.. hmmm

    Shes not wearing one of my dresses, however she is wearing a pair of my boxers, I wanted to savor her juices.. the boxers are in a sealed box now! Mnnnn