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projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,010
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Harper 7

Seriously what were the Beckhams smoking when they named her??

David must have done some serious vag licking to get Posh to agree to that....
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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    projectsome wrote:
    Harper 7

    Seriously what were the Beckhams smoking when they named her??

    David must have done some serious vag licking to get Posh to agree to that....

    I heard it was somethig to do with how many times she had appeared on the front cover of Harpers magazine....she will love her mum for that in the future..if it was another boy it could have been called Beno 3 as its David's favorite comic and he's appeared in it three times....
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  • supersonic
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    Surprised they didn't call it Hello.
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Poor Bint.

    can you imagine every time someone answers the "what is the Time?" when it is 7:30 she will be going "yes"
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    I thought she's been named after a car headlight bulb. Mind you she probably won't have to work in Halfords.
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    If it was a boy, perhaps they would have named him "Harpo"
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  • Stevo_666
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    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

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  • NORTHERNSHAGGY
    NORTHERNSHAGGY Posts: 316
    spongtastic wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia

    or cockermouth
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  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    NORTHERNSHAGGY wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia

    or cockermouth

    Or Upperthong. Or Wetwang :lol:

    but seriously, how long before the children of celebrities are named after a product they endorse?

    'I christen thee Samsung Pepsi L'Oreal (insert celeb surname)'
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    edited July 2011
    pearoast v
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Tom Howard wrote:
    NORTHERNSHAGGY wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia

    or cockermouth

    Or Upperthong. Or Wetwang :lol:

    but seriously, how long before the children of celebrities are named after a product they endorse?

    'I christen thee Samsung Pepsi L'Oreal (insert celeb surname)'

    So you could have hippy parents calling their child Big Issue Dong?
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Or Bell End for that matter...


    Stupid name but if it helps us identify areas of the gene pool to avoid (as you just know that you'll have clowns naming their kids this now) then it serves a purpose
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  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    As bad as Harper 7 is it could have been much worse i mean Frank Zappa called his kids Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.
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  • spennyy2k
    spennyy2k Posts: 14
    theres a area near me that could of been a poor choice too ....

    nob end

    google maps it, it does exixst :D
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    spennyy2k wrote:
    theres a area near me that could have been a poor choice too ....

    nob end

    google maps it, it does exixst :D

    My mates dad was a nob ender before moving to Tyldesley
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  • Anonymous
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    nicklouse wrote:
    Poor Bint.
    How's she involved in this?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    they should call it sheepsteeth
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  • jay12
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    sheepsteeth wrote:
    they should call it sheepsteeth
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    NORTHERNSHAGGY wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia

    or cockermouth

    or Twatt after her dad
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    Harper is a traditional English girls name though.....
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  • moster
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    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    NORTHERNSHAGGY wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia

    or cockermouth

    or Twatt after her dad

    He's ok but she is a different matter - face like a bag of smashed crabs!
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  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    thekickingmule wrote:
    Harper is a traditional English girls name though.....

    And Seven is a traditional Cylon name.
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  • crazy88
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    moster wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    NORTHERNSHAGGY wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I heard that Brooklyn Beckham was named after the place where he was (allegdly) conceived. Just imagine the playground jibes the kid would if he'd been conceived in Peckham.

    Could have been worse, could have been tittybong, Australia

    or cockermouth

    or Twatt after her dad

    He's ok but she is a different matter - face like a bag of smashed crabs!

    I find smashed crabs a massive turn on though, especially in bag form.
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