Pain in the...

Kaise
Kaise Posts: 2,498
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
....posterior

Vacansoleil-DCM-rider-Hoo-007.jpg

thats going to hurt!
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  • SickAsAParrot
    SickAsAParrot Posts: 212
    Best get a Tetanus.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    looks like he's just survived being at a party with Michael Barrymore.
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    oooo..barbed wire will do that :? :shock:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Sorry fella, Didn't mean to be so rough with you Sataday :)
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Sorry fella, Didn't mean to be so rough with you Sataday :)
  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    That. Is one impressive tan line! but WTF are those weird lumps between the top 2 and 3 scratches??
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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    And how did you end up with one leg on the other side? You must have been really flying!
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    live it long and live it fast."
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    And how did you end up with one leg on the other side? You must have been really flying!

    he ended up IN the fence..completely tangled. but getting knocked off by a motorbike at about 30mph will do that to you :shock:
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    The cut behind the knee is something to behold. Fair play to the guy getting back on the saddle...that's pretty much "nails" in my book (despite the shaved legs)
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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    The cut behind the knee is something to behold. Fair play to the guy getting back on the saddle...that's pretty much "nails" in my book (despite the shaved legs)
    *Shaven.
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  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    welshkev wrote:
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    And how did you end up with one leg on the other side? You must have been really flying!

    he ended up IN the fence..completely tangled. but getting knocked off by a motorbike at about 30mph will do that to you :shock:

    It was a car that hit the two riders and it looks like the driver could be introuble http://www.thestar.com/sports/tourdefra ... bike-crash
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    They were bloody lucky -


    Video http://ewoud.home.xs4all.nl/cycling/201 ... crash.html
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  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    In all fairness though the car that hit them was only trying to avoid the tree, but still...
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    See, Sheepsteeth's wife goes away for a weekend, and look what happens.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Muttly1981 wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    And how did you end up with one leg on the other side? You must have been really flying!

    he ended up IN the fence..completely tangled. but getting knocked off by a motorbike at about 30mph will do that to you :shock:

    It was a car that hit the two riders and it looks like the driver could be introuble http://www.thestar.com/sports/tourdefra ... bike-crash

    sorry, my bad..i knew it was a car, i'd just watched the video..why did i say motorbike? :oops: :lol:
  • tom_howard
    tom_howard Posts: 789
    there was a rider knocked off earlier in the race by a camera bike. just seen the crash, hideous, could have been loads worsethough! the driver has been banned for at least the rest of this race, chances of him getting another job after this is slim to none and slim has just left town!
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Tom Howard wrote:
    there was a rider knocked off earlier in the race by a camera bike. just seen the crash, hideous, could have been loads worsethough! the driver has been banned for at least the rest of this race, chances of him getting another job after this is slim to none and slim has just left town!

    was that the one when the rider skidded onto the grass? if so that could have been much worse!!!

    and 'CRUDCATCHER RESPONSE'why the fu.ck are we talking about road bikes? bunch of wooses :lol:
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    kaiser83 wrote:
    ....posterior

    Vacansoleil-DCM-rider-Hoo-007.jpg

    thats what you get when you believe "no" means no.
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    kaiser83 wrote:
    ....posterior

    Vacansoleil-DCM-rider-Hoo-007.jpg

    thats what you get when you believe "no" means no.

    Genuine lol there :D
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    The cut behind the knee is something to behold. Fair play to the guy getting back on the saddle...that's pretty much "nails" in my book (despite the shaved legs)
    *Shaven.

    Both are actually correct. I prefer "shaved" in this context. Nice try though...you would get a purple tortoise stamped in your book for it
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