Feck

whyamihere

Jar of peanut butter has been left out and open in the kitchen, meaning that the kitchen is a no-go zone for me until it's sorted, and everyone else has gone to bed. I'm hungry.

supersonic

Ah that, I thought you might have meant the fart that escapes when you open a jar.

Andy

For anyone who doesn't know whyamihere, the problem is, he has a phobia of open jars.

spongtastic

Oh I thought it was something to do with homos. Our cleaners regularly find jars of peanut butter at a certain 'site' on the A12.

Pudseyp

Did you hear the story about a guy in the States got off a murder charge by claiming insanity....he put peanut butter up his ass cheeks before going in the dock, then as the judge was speaking to him, he dropped his kegs, and started eating the peanut gunk from his derriere...the juddge thought he was loony and sectioned him on the grounds of insanity...

Could be a load off bollocks..but funny though

Gazlar

Ahhh open jars to me is candid Chinese people (rhyming slang, jars = jar jars= jar jar binks = chinks)

I'd be afraid if there was a candid Chinese person covered in peanut butter in my kitchen too.

Unless they had brought cake

projectsome

whyamihere wrote:

Jar of peanut butter has been left out and open in the kitchen, meaning that the kitchen is a no-go zone for me until it's sorted, and everyone else has gone to bed. I'm hungry.

Have you watched 1 guy 1 jar?

jay12

whyamihere wrote:

Jar of peanut butter has been left out and open in the kitchen, meaning that the kitchen is a no-go zone for me until it's sorted, and everyone else has gone to bed. I'm hungry.

nut allergy or are you just crazy?

Anonymous

I'll allergy YOUR nuts in a minute.

jay12

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I'll allergy YOUR nuts in a minute.

peado?

Anonymous

You mean that made sense to you? :?
Because honestly, I just threw some words together

Gizmokev

words found random purpose meaning

Anonymous

Gizmokev wrote:

words found random purpose meaning

Oh no, Yoda's back

jay12

yeehaamcgee wrote:

You mean that made sense to you? :?
Because honestly, I just threw some words together

thats why i put the question mark at the end. it didn't make sense but sounded kind of wrong

Anonymous

I think it only sounds "wrong" if you think of it as wrong. Like when you squint really hard and look at a sprout, it looks like Leonardo de Crapio from Titanic.