Taking Revenge On Motorists

mattsaw
mattsaw Posts: 907
edited July 2011 in The bottom bracket
I was sent this earlier,

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Bianchi C2C - Ritte Bosberg - Cervelo R3
Strava

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    ha ha very good. i remember reading an article a while back about creative responses to violence; the journalist was about to be mugged by 3 men and he said to them "walls in spain are normally 3ft high", the men looked confused and left him. i like the idea of flashing them.....but how to get it out of the bibshorts. :)
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    like the idea of flashing them.....but how to get it out of the bibshorts. :)

    Depends how good your elephant impression is, surely?
    _
  • Bobbinogs
    Bobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    You mean you're supposed to ride with johnthomas on the inside, damn! :shock:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    In the past I usually couldn't give a sh1t about confrontation and still occasionally 'have a word'. More recently I've taken to blowing a kiss though. It's amazing how much it annoys people and freaks them out.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Judging by your birthday picture aggie, they'd be less likely to pick a fight with you anyway!

    Try being a small 8 and a bit stone guy and then 'have a word' with them. They usually get more agressive...:(

    But yes, blowing a kiss does irritate them. Play with you nipple while you do it.
    _
  • lemoncurd
    lemoncurd Posts: 1,428
    If they're obviously commuting / dropping kids off at school, is following them in a car on the next day a step too far?
  • petemadoc
    petemadoc Posts: 2,331
    lemoncurd wrote:
    If they're obviously commuting / dropping kids off at school, is following them in a car on the next day a step too far?

    If you blow them a kiss then yes, definitely a step too far
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I blow kisses, a bit hit and miss. I'm terrified some big bloke will follow me and want to get closer :D
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,708
    dmclite wrote:
    I blow kisses, a bit hit and miss. I'm terrified some big bloke will follow me and want to get closer :D

    Someone that looks like you is probably fine though ;)

    [/obvious joke]
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  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    ha ha very good. i remember reading an article a while back about creative responses to violence; the journalist was about to be mugged by 3 men and he said to them "walls in spain are normally 3ft high", the men looked confused and left him. i like the idea of flashing them.....but how to get it out of the bibshorts. :)

    Think this was Derren Brown who was on the point of getting filled in outside a night club by some drunk thug, who it is alleged responded to comment and subsequent conversation by bursting into tearful confessions of inadequacy.

    Then there's real life where legging it seems much more reliable!
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