And I worry about people going pee pee in the pool?

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?

Comments

  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Sh*/t lifeguards!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Two pool inspectors have been placed on administrative leave.
    That must mean sacked, surely?

    Seems like Canada would be a great place to start a career as a serial killer then.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Or a good place to place bets on a "Death Pool"
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    The body was found on Tuesday when teenagers broke in for a night swim.
    What are you doing breaking in here?
    Er..... we, we were just looking for crime.

    5 minutes later:
    Holy shit!
    Good job you were looking for crime hey.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
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  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    The body was found on Tuesday when teenagers broke in for a night swim.
    What are you doing breaking in here?
    Er..... we, we were just looking for crime.

    5 minutes later:
    Holy shoot!
    Good job you were looking for crime hey.

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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    I don't see why it counts as a fail for the lifeguards. She wasn't getting any deader, so it's not like they actually needed to do anything.
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
    It's good for you.
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    They think this is bad, I wonder how many bodies are floating around Cannock Chase after people have come off, broke their necks and got consumed by the bracken..........or the locals !
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    UH DH wrote:
    I don't see why it counts as a fail for the lifeguards. She wasn't getting any deader, so it's not like they actually needed to do anything.

    Hello Tavy, how are you?
  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    I am ok.

    Also, I bet that pool tasted fucking delicious after a few days. Like a really watery chicken soup.
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
    It's good for you.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    UH DH wrote:
    I am ok.

    Also, I bet that pool tasted ******* delicious after a few days. Like a really watery chicken soup.
    WTF!

    WHO the FARK are you?

    you can NOT be Tavy as he is dead after a very bad case of WORMS.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    UH DH wrote:
    I am ok.

    Also, I bet that pool tasted ******* delicious after a few days. Like a really watery chicken soup.

    You like watery chicken soup? Bet fully-sprung's mom wishes she did wherever she's being held captive :lol:
  • Lovely. And wtaf!!
    quote "Whyamihere"
    You're one freaky fucking bastard Phil.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    nicklouse wrote:
    UH DH wrote:
    I am ok.

    Also, I bet that pool tasted ******* delicious after a few days. Like a really watery chicken soup.
    WTF!

    WHO the FARK are you?

    you can NOT be Tavy as he is dead after a very bad case of WORMS.

    Zombie Tavy!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Has the rent not been paid on the other place or something?
    Loooong time no see some folk.