My name is Klitschko.....

Kaise
Kaise Posts: 2,498
edited July 2011 in The Crudcatcher
I'm a fighter from the Soviet Union. I fight all my life and I never lose. soon I fight David HAYE, and the world will see his defeat. Soon, the whole world will know my name.

so anybody watching the fight tonight?

I'm tempted to get it and have the boys round, but do i need to have sky sports before i can book a sky sports HD BoxOffice fight!?

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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    surely you mean tomorrow?

    i'm gonna try and watch it on the laptop as i've got a weekend away in northampton...gutted i can't watch it on 'proper' tv :(
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Can't really be bothered, if I wanted to see a man get battered around the ring I'd go to (insert crudder of uncertain sexual orientation)'s house
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can't really be bothered, if I wanted to see a man get battered around the ring I'd go to (insert crudder of uncertain sexual orientation)'s house

    I didn't know Micheal Barrymore was a Crudder :shock:
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Richie63 wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can't really be bothered, if I wanted to see a man get battered around the ring I'd go to (insert crudder of uncertain sexual orientation)'s house

    I didn't know Micheal Barrymore was a Crudder :shock:

    have you not had an invite to his pool party.

    Jeez have we not got anything more topical to veer off to than Barrymore? Yeah a man died, in his pool, but hey let's get over it before we start discussing jacko touching kids or who shit jfk? Why does it always come down to me to get things up to date and morally and ethically sound, it's dated an peurile, grow up! You're adults act like it.

    And no Barrymore isn't the bender I was on about :lol:
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can't really be bothered, if I wanted to see a man get battered around the ring I'd go to (insert crudder of uncertain sexual orientation)'s house
    Joshtp?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Gazlar wrote:
    Can't really be bothered, if I wanted to see a man get battered around the ring I'd go to (insert crudder of uncertain sexual orientation)'s house
    Joshtp?

    I can neither confirm or deny your suggestion, but God knows who it is, and he's watching you. He can also see all of you coverting a neighbours ox, so calm your covering down
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I converted a neighbour to OSX, does that count?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I converted a neighbour to OSX, does that count?

    I think a spot of coverting or converting is the least of your worries
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  • im gonna watch it, i'm gonna get it on sky box office, i'm gonna watch haye beat the turd out of him and whoop and holler.
    Best face off here-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJqR7Z3BZQ

    watch it all but 2.20, hayes first line is a classic, no messing, telling him what he really thinks.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    i think it should be a fun fight to watch so i will be ordering it to watch tomorrow.

    i want haye to win of course but i think the big ukranian comes across as a decent chap, whereas haye ha been behaving like a cheesewand.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    haye ha been behaving like a cheesewand.

    He's certainly prepared well by gaying it up on the Alan Carr show,
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  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    i think it should be a fun fight to watch so i will be ordering it to watch tomorrow.

    i want haye to win of course but i think the big ukranian comes across as a decent chap, whereas haye ha been behaving like a cheesewand.

    yeah some of his quotes have been dubious to say the least, but i reckon he'll be too fast for klitchko....and man can haye punch.

    enzo macernelli (sp) used to train with a friend of mine and he's a tough guy...haye knocked him out like he was a little girl :lol:
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    welshkev wrote:
    i reckon he'll be too fast for klitchko....and man can haye punch.

    this is the opinion of a friend of mine who knows considerably more about boxing than me (not least as he retired from amateur boxing as the corps champion)
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    welshkev wrote:
    i reckon he'll be too fast for klitchko....and man can haye punch.

    this is the opinion of a friend of mine who knows considerably more about boxing than me (not least as he retired from amateur boxing as the corps champion)

    i'm no expert, but i'm going for a haye win in the 6th or 7th round :P

    might put a bet on now actually :lol:
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    can as a non sky customer order it and watch it on the computer?
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Well, if Haye don't pull it off, he could always take a lesson from a South African boy who floored the big Ukranian 4 times in two rounds...
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    I'l be watching the fight but i onestly don't know who i want to win :? Haye because he's the English fighter but i have respect for Klitschko with how he is out of the ring, he seems to have a little bit of class to him. Going into this fight Haye seems so cocky but i think he over stepped the mark when he stated to rant about how he's going to hospitalise Klitschko. I don't know which way this will go with Hayes speed and power compared to Klitischko's size,power and reach i can see Haye struggling to get passed the jab if this is the case i'll go for Klitschko on points
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    You see the thing is right that I've got a poorly toe which hurts so I can't punch hard because my toe hurts because I broke it. See its broken, which means I can't punch right cos of my broken toe. Had my toe not been broken it have knocked him out but because my toes broken I can't punch properly.
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Klit was too big, too strong, and just too good. Haye could never find it.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    supersonic wrote:
    Klit was too big, too strong, and just too good. Haye could never find it.

    Hayes had an excuse... a broken toe on his right foot stopped him coming forward in the fight.. [allegedly]
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    Hayes was always going to have an excuse, probably had a list made pre-match.
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    I seem to remember Ali managed to fight his way to a split decision against Ken Norton after having his JAW broken in the FIRST round.

    Little toe? :lol:

    I wanted Haye to win but he was put firmly in his place last night - as a top class cruiserweight.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I've never warmed to Haye, he's just disgustingly arrogant. Not only is he a bad winner, but he also appears to be a bad loser too.
  • Deepunder
    Deepunder Posts: 145
    Didnt catch the fight but reading the reports, yet another over hyped match up which ended up being a major disappointment. Talked up by both fighters for months, lapped up by the press (and sky box office) and both fighters failing to deliver come the day.

    So many headline fights go this way, are the boxing press stupid are are we ?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    well i enjoyed it enough but i would have prefered to see a knock out, surely that is the point of boxing.

    haye was clearly devastated to have lost and he knew as soon as the final bell rang that he hadnt done enough.

    haye got thumped pretty hard a number of times and brushed it off, he's clearly a good and tough boxer and is strong enough for heavyweight boxing, he just wasnt strong enough for vladimir.

    i was dissapointed with haye in the build up, i like to see a bit of bravado and there should always be a bit of smack talk, but haye went over that line and was plain and simple rude and bad mannered, klitchko had 50 times the class haye demonstrated and i thought his interview at the end of the fight showed him to be a magnanimous winner and an alround worthy champ.

    even his brother spoke well of haye and the both of them rated british fans as right up there with the best of them.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    I'll smack your talk in a minute
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    I know you are but what am I