I didn't go out..

Aggieboy
Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
edited June 2011 in The bottom bracket
..so I'm watching Tim Vine's one man show, as I like him and Lee Mack in 'Not Going Out' (see what I did there :wink: ) He's very funny, kind of a modern day Tommy Cooper in my opinion.

I take full responsiility for this being a shite and uninteresting post, but it's quiet on here. He is funny though.
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."

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  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    Tim Vine, he of the world's funniest short joke:-

    I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Tell you what - never again! :lol:
    To err is human, but to make a real balls up takes a super computer.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Albinos – you can’t say fairer than that!
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Ber Nard
    Ber Nard Posts: 827
    Exit signs: They're on the way out.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Sirius631 wrote:
    Tim Vine, he of the world's funniest short joke:-

    I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Tell you what - never again! :lol:

    Voted best joke at Edinburgh Fringe last year, I've just read.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Aggieboy wrote:
    ..so I'm watching Tim Vine's one man show, as I like him and Lee Mack in 'Not Going Out' (see what I did there :wink: ) He's very funny, kind of a modern day Tommy Cooper in my opinion.

    I take full responsiility for this being a shite and uninteresting post, but it's quiet on here. He is funny though.

    Not going out is the funniest thing on tele att he mo.

    Mack: I'm not into all that body building. I knew a man took steroids and ended up growing a penis on his head.

    Vine: Anabolic?

    Mack: No just a penis.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    the man's a genius !

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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.'

    He's a genius. Last summer, we were sat on the beach repeating his one liners ad nauseum and one of the girls was despairing: "They're just silly one-liners". And that's fair enough, but try thinking up your own and you realise how clever he is!

    Vine and Mack is a great combination in "Not Going Out".
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