Swap: One night with my wife for a Pinarello Dogma.

bilbosmeggins

Time to get my Chopper out. My trusty Raleigh Chopper 8)

rollswest

Any pics of the bottom bracket?

canbakay

rollswest wrote:

Any pics of the bottom bracket?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsx4oJb-TzI

tri-sexual

SCAM ALERT!

thats not his wife,
i slept with his wife and that is not her

One Man And His Bike

Your missus can have a go of my Chopper if she likes, hur-hur.

mossychops

15peter20 wrote:

This guy is going to have enough bikes to start a pro team and his wife will be knackered. I'd start asking for accessories now, lose the flowers in the background and I'll chuck in a bottle cage (I have hayfever so the flowers are a deal breaker)

Pross

I want to know how much time the OP spends on aussieadultfriendfinder.com where he found the pick - suspect he'll be on it even more often when his missus sees this thread though

Aggieboy

mossychops wrote:

15peter20 wrote:

This guy is going to have enough bikes to start a pro team and his wife will be knackered. I'd start asking for accessories now, lose the flowers in the background and I'll chuck in a bottle cage (I have hayfever so the flowers are a deal breaker)

I wouldn't worry. I think you'll find she's been deflowered.

cruiser33

Unforunately don`t have a DOGMA but I`m willing to buy the 5 spare chainlinks hanging from her navel

mossychops

I don't think they are chainlinks!!!!!! Have you seen 15peter20's new carbon wheels though?

larmurf

Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,

This has become tedious

Anonymous

15peter20 wrote:

She's not that special, she gives me the feeling of when I look at a nice bike, say a mid range Cervelo or a Giant TCR but is has a mini-pump attached to the frame and Shergars nose bag under the saddle.

She's a bit of a Catchphrase, "Good, but not good enough".

Or The Street's, "Fit, but you know it".

She doesn't look the marrying type. Don't like her. She'd nick half your chips, them throw them up. Bet she has a small dog she carries in a bag. Most of the time in her company she would be on her mobile. Her dad hates you. her friends are nobs. She has no interests, just make up. And clothes. She would treat you badly, let you pay and ultimately let you down. She will marry a banker. If she marries, that is. She would slag you off to all her mates. She fancies footballers. She thinks France is an island. She would want a caeserean straight away. She auditioned for a girl band, but was too bitchy. She spends her day flicking her hair and looking in the mirror at any opportunity.

Not keen.

Anonymous

I mean it.

cornerblock

dmclite wrote:

I mean it.

You doth protest too much.

Aggieboy

dmclite wrote:

I mean it.

Should you need to tell your wife that you've had another crash, you'll be in need of pictures of that type of women from those websites.

Anonymous

Aggieboy wrote:

dmclite wrote:

I mean it.

Should you need to tell your wife that you've had another crash, you'll be in need of pictures of that type of women from those websites.

I need them now matey but am unable to do any LH mouse control procedures..........

Warwickshire Whizzer

Go on then, I've had worse.

StanwaySteve62

What 'Stem' length would suit best ?

discurio

PM sent. Unwatched still in the original wrapping.