Baby Planes?
nicklouse
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A mother and her young son were flying Virgin Blue from Brisbane to
Melbourne. The son (who had been looking out the window turned to his
Mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
Cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
Flight attendant. So the boy asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs
Have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
Baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?'
The boy admitted that this was the case.
'Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Virgin Blue always pulls out on time. Ask your mother to explain that to you.
Melbourne. The son (who had been looking out the window turned to his
Mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
Cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
Flight attendant. So the boy asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs
Have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
Baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?'
The boy admitted that this was the case.
'Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Virgin Blue always pulls out on time. Ask your mother to explain that to you.
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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LOL"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
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Fully-sprung wrote:
Have you second posted because you re-read it and understood it this time?I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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no, no, you were meant to do this:
Its called a pattern. Maybe if you weren't a retard and had gone to propper school you'd understand simple concepts like that.I like bikes and stuff0 -
joshtp wrote:no, no, you were meant to do this:
Its called a pattern. Maybe if you weren't a retard and had gone to propper school you'd understand simple concepts like that.
I know that numbnutz I was just having a pop at Fullysprung :roll:I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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joshtp wrote:no, no, you were meant to do this:
Its called a pattern. Maybe if you weren't a retard and had gone to propper school you'd understand simple concepts like that.
Ooooooooo, get a load of the claws on her!
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calm down inbred, I was jokingI like bikes and stuff0
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joshtp wrote:calm down inbred, I was joking
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i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.0
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sheepsteeth wrote:i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.
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joshtp wrote:no, no, you were meant to do this:
Its called a pattern. Maybe if you weren't a retard and had gone to propper school you'd understand simple concepts like that.
@ Richie63, stop calling people numbnutz, not only did he not deserve it but it's also not even spelt right, numbnuts.
And I understood it the first time prick."Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.
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The Northern Monkey wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.
+1"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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Fully-sprung wrote:The Northern Monkey wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.
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Cat With No Tail wrote:Fully-sprung wrote:The Northern Monkey wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:sheepsteeth wrote:i think this is another of those examples that WAIH would use to demonstrate why counting threads are not a good idea in here, we managed to get to 3 this time, better known as managing to get to potato.
+1"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
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potato = 870
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Gizmokev wrote:potato = 87
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Gazlar wrote:Gizmokev wrote:potato = 87
Jeez, were on to Algebra now, were all fooked"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
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