Decent horrors?

projectsome
projectsome Posts: 4,478
edited July 2011 in The hub
looking for some decent horror movies, the type that will have people jumping behind the sofa.

Any reccomendations??
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  • explosifpete
    explosifpete Posts: 1,327
    wolf creek is a horrible film :(
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    wolf creek is a horrible film :(

    kinda negates the original post doesn't it :wink:

    I'm after horror films I should watch, not avoid...
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Event Horizon - Sci-Fi but gives a startle or two\

    Paranormal Activity (the original) - Freaky and surreal

    A Haunting in Connecticut - Based on a true story and quite entertaining
  • BorisSpencer
    BorisSpencer Posts: 786
    What are you looking for in a horror?

    Saw movies are original, especially the first ones, and not just mindless slasher.

    Alien vs Predator, though of course you have to have watched
    Alien and the first two Predators, which are all good films in their own right.

    John Carpenters the Thing - my personal favourite.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Alien Vs Predator was a terrible film. No tension at all. It was mildly entertaining in a "so crap it's funny" way.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    Event Horizon - Sci-Fi but gives a startle or two\

    Paranormal Activity (the original) - Freaky and surreal

    A Haunting in Connecticut - Based on a true story and quite entertaining

    think i'll get event horizon, and a haunting in connecticut.

    watched the 2009, 2010 versions of paranormal activity 1/2, didn't really find them scary
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  • Start with the classics and you'll see how bad some modern films are:

    The Exorcist
    Psycho
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    The Shining
    Alien (the original, not the spin off sequels)
    The Omen

    there's bags more like that. If you want something more recent The Orphanage is one of my favourite films of recent years as is Let The Right One in. For silly jumpy fun though Paranormal Activity does tick the right boxes but it's nothing specical. There's also a doco on iPlayer about horror if you fancy reading into it, I really liked it.
  • explosifpete
    explosifpete Posts: 1,327
    When I say "horrible" I don't mean its a bad film but one that will scary the crap out of you.
    It's a good film
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    The Thing is amazing.
  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Halloween

    or Scary Movie.
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  • Buckled_Rims
    Buckled_Rims Posts: 1,648
    The house of the devil - this film had me fooled as I thought it was a 1980's movie yet it was only made a few years ago. Decent film.

    The Children - I thought it quiet scary for a British film. It starts off slowly and then...wont tell.

    Drag me to hell - I like Sam Raimi films and this one was good.

    Pirahna - the Kelly Brooks one, very much tongue in cheek film and I wish it was my tongue in her cheek :wink:

    Don't look now - It's a classic and still a bit scary.
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  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    A Serbian Film - i havent seen it but from what wikipedia says i dont want to see it either
    Human Centipede - Also sick, and i have seen this and i deleted it from my hard drive straight after!

    seriously though The Decent and Strangers really freak me out!
  • The Human Centipede. Unsee unsee. It made me want to vomit. My stomach still turns when i think about it...

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  • Ransaka
    Ransaka Posts: 474
    Exorcism of Emily Rose, not pant wettingly terrifying but very creepy.

    Dark Water - creepy (only seen the Japanese version not the hollywood one so can't comment on the remake).

    Wild Wild West, scared the shoot out of me for simply how utterly terribad it was :shock:
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Drag me to Hell was more of a comedy, it cracked me up, not scary at all..

    I downloaded The Human Centipede an it wasn't visually socking due to the low budget
    I've read the follow up is a shocker, but our Film Board have censored it heavily which is a little ironic seeing as Hostel 1 & 2 were quite OTT on the gory level
  • if you can find it the Incubus is good, but TBH i havent seen a horror yet that has me running and hiding behind the sofa, The Entity is another creepy one

    Mind i have been known to go on Ghost hunts and stuff :D
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  • njee20
    njee20 Posts: 9,613
    Drag me to Hell was more of a comedy, it cracked me up, not scary at all..

    +1, just jumpy, and comedic. The old bird sucking her chin was a high/lowlight for me!

    Just read about Human Centipede, that sounds pretty wrong!

    I quite liked Shutter Island for a more recent one myself. Not terrifying, but worth seeing.

    +1 for the original Saw, great film, and the oldies; the Shining, Texas Chainsaw Massacre etc.
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    A couple of pints and a curry with a bit of decent conversation does me for entertainment.

    Still if watching something like the human centipede floats your boat....
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  • warpcow
    warpcow Posts: 1,448
    I liked Drag Me to Hell, but mostly for the reasons Njee describes. Insidious was similar but not as good, pretty creepy for the first hour, then batshoot crazy for the last hour.

    I personally liked House of the Devil a lot recently, but it's quite Marmite.

    Saw Julia's Eyes yesterday and it was OK. Same people who did The Orphanage, but not as good. Some of the POV camera tricks (it's about a woman going blind and being stalked) were very good though.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Session 9

    I always find it mess with my mind, i live in front of a disused hospital which doesnt help, i just like the psychological horros, no real gore but leads you're mind in to a dark dark place where you think you know whats going to happen!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    edited June 2011
    +1 for The Thing
    +1 for The Exorcist

    I'll add Silence of the Lambs and 28 Days Later.
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  • CraigXXL
    CraigXXL Posts: 1,852
    edited June 2011
    Creepers Jeepers - builds the suspense nicely
    The Descent - makes you jump a lot
    Nigtmare in Elm Street - the original, Wes Cravens finest.
    The Fog - the original, builds the suspense up with darkness, fog and murderous sailors.
    Alien and Aliens

    +1 The Thing
  • realnumber 1
    realnumber 1 Posts: 675
    Another +1 for The Thing.

    The Ring, 1 and 2 Japanese versions are also very good.
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Ghostwatch!
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  • im with craigxxl

    The Descent - absolute class....dont read what its about before hand though..just watch it! thats what i did and there were a fair few "what the fuck" moments.

    wolf creek - a mojorly fucked up film.bit slow in places though.

    The Hills Have Eyes - remake..typical american horror but FREAKY all the same.
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  • but can i point out...

    i love THE DESCENT! but The Descent 2 is friggin awefull!!!!
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  • TOMathon
    TOMathon Posts: 20
    I'm sure to miss out a few, but here goes. (As a general rule, modern horrors are vastly superior outwith the US)

    Eden Lake - lovely young couple get terrorised by yobs - more nuanced than first appears.

    The Descent - sexy female cavers' expedition goes royally tits up - claustrophobic and bloody

    Mum and Dad - Heathrow airport and some immigrants - a superior Bristish take on the oft coted 'torture porn' a la Hostel (terrible btw)

    Dog Soldiers - same director as The Descent, but featuring blokes. less heart in mouth terrifying, but some good shocks and a strong line of action and humour.

    28 Days Later - the best zombie movie out there, even if they are technically infected.

    The Shining - A masterpiece of brooding madness, which suddenly explodes.

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre - This doesn't feel at all like a film - it feels uncomfortably REAL.

    Carrie - The first half works almost perfectly as a rags to riches tale, which makes the rest all the worse.

    The Mist - (Stephen King adaptation) has perhaps the most downbeat and horrific ending out there

    Martyrs (a French film) perhaps the most gruesome thing I've seen (well made as a film but way more repulsive than a certain centipede)

    The Orphanage is very good for well made, well acted bloodless chills,

    Saw (the first)a solid twist ridden shocker whose reputation is now marred

    Wolf Creek (mentioned already, but really terrific).

    Let The Right One In - possibly a vampire romance??? No, seriously, this is truly scary at times, a deeply personal take on the vampire myth.

    And, a left of centre choice, but the most horrific film I saw has to be United 93. It doesn't seem voyeuristic, and even out of context it works as a terrifying portrayal of ordinary folks coping with their imminent deaths. That said, one feels so much better for having watched and, for me at least, the ending of optimistic. Amidst all the
    horror and hatred, the actions of those damned people showed selfless human compassion.
  • Ginjafro
    Ginjafro Posts: 572
    In no particular order and the original if remakes produced.

    The Ring
    Nightmare on Elm Street
    Psycho
    Jaws
    The Hills Have Eyes
    Wrong Turning
    American Wearwolf in London
    Dawn of the Dead
    The Wicker Man
    Eraserhead
    Videodrome
    Saw
    The Silence of the Lambs
    Hellraiser
    Pan's Labyrinth
    Alien
    The Thing
    Dracula
    The Bride of Frankenstein
    Shaun of the Dead
    The Omen
    Jacob's Ladder
    From Dusk till Dawn
    Final Destination
    The Hitcher
    The Cars that ate Paris
    Wolf Creek
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  • moster
    moster Posts: 121
    +1 for the original Japanese versions of The Ring (1&2)

    I also really liked the original of The Grudge (Ju-On) and another Japanese film called One Missed Call

    Actually, the remakes of The Grudge & The Ring are pretty decent too.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I was going to say, the remake of the Ring was pretty damned good. I watched it when I was on the verge of having a whitie, and it was the most intense cinematic experience ever :lol:
    The Japanese one is good too, but the remake certainly didn't "ruin" it, as some would make out.