Saturday night on the rag you slaaaaaggggggssssss

spongtastic
spongtastic Posts: 2,651
edited June 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Well thanks to the other half having the decorators in, I'm sat here bored as hell with rice cooking for a curry. No doubt I'll be blamed for her highness falling asleep so what are you lot up to?
Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

Who are you calling inbred?

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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    spongtastic wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months

    So what you moaning about the decorators being in for then? MTFU, bugger off out.

    Or are you saying they've been in for months? :shock:

    I know you say you can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die but seriously WTF??

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    spongtastic - Does your other half know that you speak of her in such a derogatory manor? I'm sure she'd not be very happy about it.

    As you asked though, tonight I am going to watch a Julia Roberts film and drink some herbal tea. Just off to make my hot water bottle now.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    CWNT Whatever you're on I don't wany any. Your account been hacked?

    Eeeek... :shock:

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    I'm not revising for once...

    I'm babysitting. Yes, someone has trusted me with looking after their infant while they go out and get pished...

    Fools.
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Angry Bird wrote:
    babysitting.

    sounds like the shittest night in ever
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  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months

    So what you moaning about the decorators being in for then? MTFU, bugger off out.

    Or are you saying they've been in for months? :shock:

    I know you say you can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die but seriously WTF??

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Oh I'm off out as soon as the curry's eaten, mrs spong accepts that she's not approachable for 2 days a month, even the kids steer clear. And I think CWNT's account has been hacked by MiL.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    babysitting.

    sounds like the shittest night in ever

    Babysitting is a very rewarding task I'll have you know.

    Children are the future, plus, he's helping someone else out.
    Doing nice things for other people is nice.

    Why do you always have to be so horrible to everyone?
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Because he's a c*nt, do you have to ask?
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  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    supersonic wrote:
    Because he's a c*nt, do you have to ask?

    you seem to have confused the words c*nt and legend there
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Angry Bird wrote:
    babysitting.

    sounds like the shittest night in ever

    Well it's not like I'd be going out and getting trollied anyway when tomorrow is the last day of cramming I have before exams... plus I get paid for doing fuck all.

    CWNT you're just weird. I'm doing it purely for the money. Otherwise I'd be having a nice quiet night in watching a film with the girls upstairs.
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    spongtastic - Does your other half know that you speak of her in such a derogatory manor? I'm sure she'd not be very happy about it.

    As you asked though, tonight I am going to watch a Julia Roberts film and drink some herbal tea. Just off to make my hot water bottle now.


    Your starting to sound the way I am supposed to sound, apparently. :shock:
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Just scoffed a Chinese takeaway and about to put the 2nd layer of oil onto the rifle stock I've spent all day stripping and sanding.

    Then I'll be watching some vids on Youtube of daft americans renovating guns.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    El Capitano wrote:
    Good Evening Freaks!

    Just scoffed a Chinese takeaway and about to put the 2nd layer of oil onto the rifle stock I've spent all day stripping and sanding.

    Then I'll be watching some vids on Youtube of daft americans renovating guns.

    I had a Chinese takeaway for my tea too. It was delicious/10

    Special Curry (no prawns) and egg fried rice.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    joshtp wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    spongtastic - Does your other half know that you speak of her in such a derogatory manor? I'm sure she'd not be very happy about it.

    As you asked though, tonight I am going to watch a Julia Roberts film and drink some herbal tea. Just off to make my hot water bottle now.


    Your starting to sound the way I am supposed to sound, apparently. :shock:

    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAG!!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Epic silliness is epic :lol:
  • rowlers
    rowlers Posts: 1,614
    spongtastic wrote:
    Well thanks to the other half having the decorators in, I'm sat here bored as hell with rice cooking for a curry.
    so whats stopping you??? MTFU
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    spongtastic - Does your other half know that you speak of her in such a derogatory manor? I'm sure she'd not be very happy about it.

    As you asked though, tonight I am going to watch a Julia Roberts film and drink some herbal tea. Just off to make my hot water bottle now.


    Your starting to sound the way I am supposed to sound, apparently. :shock:

    SHUT THE fool UP YOU FAG!!
    I like bikes and stuff
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    spongtastic - Does your other half know that you speak of her in such a derogatory manor? I'm sure she'd not be very happy about it.

    As you asked though, tonight I am going to watch a Julia Roberts film and drink some herbal tea. Just off to make my hot water bottle now.


    Your starting to sound the way I am supposed to sound, apparently. :shock:

    SHUT THE fool UP YOU FAG!!

    Better
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Drinking, that about covers it
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Because he's a c*nt, do you have to ask?

    you seem to have confused the words c*nt and legend there

    Keep making that mistake. Body parts, never know when my legend is afoot.
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    supersonic wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Because he's a c*nt, do you have to ask?

    you seem to have confused the words c*nt and legend there

    Keep making that mistake. Body parts, never know when my legend is afoot.

    Or your foot maybe a leg end...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months

    So what you moaning about the decorators being in for then? MTFU, bugger off out.

    Or are you saying they've been in for months? :shock:

    I know you say you can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die but seriously WTF??

    Love n hugs

    DD

    my ex once said it was a big no no because she'd got the the decorators in. I didn't realise she mean we couldn't have sex because she'd caught fanny aids off a 35 year old painting contractor called Colin.

    Unfortunately a true story
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  • getonyourbike
    getonyourbike Posts: 2,648
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months

    So what you moaning about the decorators being in for then? MTFU, bugger off out.

    Or are you saying they've been in for months? :shock:

    I know you say you can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die but seriously WTF??

    Love n hugs

    DD
    my ex once said it was a big no no because she'd got the the decorators in. I didn't realise she mean we couldn't have sex because she'd caught fanny aids off a 35 year old painting contractor called Colin.

    Unfortunately a true story
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months

    So what you moaning about the decorators being in for then? MTFU, bugger off out.

    Or are you saying they've been in for months? :shock:

    I know you say you can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die but seriously WTF??

    Love n hugs

    DD

    my ex once said it was a big no no because she'd got the the decorators in. I didn't realise she mean we couldn't have sex because she'd caught fanny aids off a 35 year old painting contractor called Colin.

    Unfortunately a true story

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  • getonyourbike
    getonyourbike Posts: 2,648
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    supersonic wrote:
    Might go to the pub, though feel gash.

    I havent felt any gash for months

    So what you moaning about the decorators being in for then? MTFU, bugger off out.

    Or are you saying they've been in for months? :shock:

    I know you say you can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die but seriously WTF??

    Love n hugs

    DD

    my ex once said it was a big no no because she'd got the the decorators in. I didn't realise she mean we couldn't have sex because she'd caught fanny aids off a 35 year old painting contractor called Colin.

    Unfortunately a true story

    Welcome to the Midlands people :D
    I'm already here :(

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