Badly thought out Business names

Gazlar

Found this place in Keswick overthe weekend, strangely all the pizza's tasted of Tuna.



Anyone got any other gems of names?

Ryan Jones

This cafe is along by our works and we get our weekend sarnies from there, nice but we thought they were taking the mickey at first......

http://www.touchwolverhampton.com/busin ... id/6940334

supersonic

http://www.burntherapist.com/

Kaise

On my way to work, i think its a polish food shop, but given the area of bristol its in it wouldnt suprise me if they sold their namesake!

Your Smak

welshkev

i posted this before but this seems like a good place to post it again

Fully-sprung

http://www.penisland.net/

supersonic

The classic:

wordnumb

tom_howard

www.carelessandkemp.co.uk

It's a solicitors practice on IOW. I want Kemp...

Richie63

Not so much the place rather all the class places and one other



From Mama's Pizza shop Morzine

bluehelmet

There was a smoothie / shake bar in one of the shopping centres up here called LoveJuice... :shock:

I believe it's gone out of business...

mudsucker

Seen a few ones that make me laugh around here:

C0ck and Long plant hire
Hooters Drving School. Should have done my lessons with them!
Alan Bender Painting and decorators.

crazy88

Not a business, but we went on our honeymoon here, imagine trying to tell your gran where you just took your new wife!

Cleat Eastwood

There was a bar in Liverpool called The Cockwell Inn. The council told it to change its name.

rowlers

supersonic wrote:

http://www.burntherapist.com/

Brilliant!

Gazlar

Ah just reminded me about an electrician around these parts called

BJ Allcock



http://www.electriciansfinder.co.uk/cit ... lcock.html

wordnumb

There's a pub in Portsmouth called the Fawcett Inn.

welshkev

a lad in work had a letter from these yesterday:



ok, beever isn't spelt beaver but it's still funny imo

Andy525

How about

http://www.gaybank.co.uk/

The refurbishment specialists

redvee

There is a kebab van in Bristol run by a bloke called Jason. The name plastered down the side is Jason's Doner Van.

sniper68

A Salt 'n' Battered-Chippy,London Road,Sheffield
Codrophenia,Chippy in Walkley-Sheffield
CodFather,Chippy in Firth Park-Sheffield
and there used to be a Sarnie shop called Sam 'N' Ellas 8)
The C0ck Inn at Oughtibridge,Sheffield.

Muttly1981

ibbo68 wrote:

A Salt 'n' Battered-Chippy,London Road,Sheffield
Codrophenia,Chippy in Walkley-Sheffield
CodFather,Chippy in Firth Park-Sheffield
and there used to be a Sarnie shop called Sam 'N' Ellas 8)
The C0ck Inn at Oughtibridge,Sheffield.

The chippy around the corner from where i live used to be called "Kev's cod-piece"

Gazlar

Muttly1981 wrote:

ibbo68 wrote:

A Salt 'n' Battered-Chippy,London Road,Sheffield
Codrophenia,Chippy in Walkley-Sheffield
CodFather,Chippy in Firth Park-Sheffield
and there used to be a Sarnie shop called Sam 'N' Ellas 8)
The C0ck Inn at Oughtibridge,Sheffield.

The chippy around the corner from where i live used to be called "Kev's cod-piece"

Theres one in Gornal call Kent's Tuck in Fried Chicken
and there used to be one at top of Brierly Hill called Fat Fannies

Rick_huggins

My personal favourite in Leamington Spa... wait for it....

Wright Hassell Solicitors http://www.wrighthassall.co.uk/

Kaise

redvee wrote:

There is a kebab van in Bristol run by a bloke called Jason. The name plastered down the side is Jason's Doner Van.

better than we used to call it the van of death due to the dodgy burgers! i have had many a kebab from them, used to live in the flats directly across the road!

i give you
Southmead Road, Bristol

toastedone

crazy88

There used to be a hand car wash in Morely, Leeds for a while called "Mr Hand Job" as far as I remember. It was before I had a decent camera phone though, so never got a pic

cat_with_no_tail

crazy88 wrote:

Morely, Leeds

My Mum lives there.

I went to school there too.

Don't remember a "Mr Hand Job" though. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

bails87

There's a Gaylords Restaurant in Sausalito, just outside San Francisco. http://www.gaylords.com/

My brother saw adverts for "Randy The Coon Hunter" when he was in America last year. I think they mean raccoon.....

The classic www.powergenitalia.com/.it one is apparently not true.

Although Experts Exchange added a hyphen into their adress so it's now http://www.experts-exchange.com/

crazy88

Cat With No Tail wrote:

crazy88 wrote:

Morely, Leeds

My Mum lives there.

I went to school there too.

Don't remember a "Mr Hand Job" though. Not sure if that's a good thing or not.

It was this one here, it wasn't named such for long. And it's probably best that you were too drunk to remember mr hand job...he was a menace to society.

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=Morley,+Leeds,+United+Kingdom&aq=&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=22.508324,57.084961&ie=UTF8&geocode=FeUlNAMdZYDn_w&split=0&hq=&hnear=Morley,+Leeds,+United+Kingdom&ll=53.736604,-1.603875&spn=0,0.055747&z=15&layer=c&cbll=53.73662,-1.604441&panoid=3YsGYlQ--z4ZFpu0u5psYg&cbp=12,239.01,,0,15.15

Gazlar

bails87 wrote:

Although Experts Exchange added a hyphen into their adress so it's now http://www.experts-exchange.com/

Bit like Craig asking the old woman in Greggs "if she had an ice split?"