Wednesday nightm'eh

Clank
Clank Posts: 2,323
edited June 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Freaks and freakettes

Midweek. The furthest point from the weekend. And I've got a three hour module to deliver. Ar$eweasels.

No bacons, and the stickiest ride in since records began (last Thursday).

Still - nearly the weekend, soon be Christmss, etc.
How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Morning Chumps,
    I rode in this morning on the only glow in the dark full suspension 29er on slicks! EVA now i'm one of the millions of carless people, first time ive not owned or had a company car since i was 17!
    Wifey has job interview today, she's so nervous bless her, but if she gets it, it will be back to having 2 proper incomes again which means more bling, bigger house yada yada.
    I still have a giant gorilla in my office, now without my car, not sure how i'm gonna get "kong" home? or even to my brothers on saturday as it will not fit in wifeys sensible car? i think it maybe a interesting bus journey?? :wink:

    Coffee tastes good this morning!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,190
    VWsurfbum - that would be a great bus journey, esp if you can join the bus near a zoo :)

    Morning

    Good day at work and studying last night must mean todays going to have payback!
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    morning germs,

    I still feel like dog dirt after 4 days of boozing from 9am to 3am, sore throat and proper bloated, need to get my ass in to gear and start riding in to work, i have no excuse!


    clank
    its the peak of the week, not the furthest point from the weekend, its all down hill from here!

    VWsurfbum
    Can you try and get Kong on your back like a rucksack, that would be a funny site, quick someone get there bike in a skip and reboot the photo challenge with a You and your gorilla on a bike!
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    kaiser83
    Kong is too big and awkward to carry anywhoo, let alone on my back or my bike! :lol:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    morning dangleberries

    Whatever you do never believe somebody when they say beetroot juice is good for you. 20 minutes on the bog spraying out purple shit proves otherwise.

    My Merlin stuff has been dispatched, all I need now is a saddle and honey brown fizik bar tape.

    As for mid week meh-ness, this is slightly sweetened by the fact that it's payday on Friday which includes a nice 5% annual bonus (even though it's more like 2% thanks to the taxman)
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Morning people just trying to get of bed since it looks a bit gray.still day at fod today.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    kaiser83
    Kong is too big and awkward to carry anywhoo, let alone on my back or my bike! :lol:

    where the fark and more over, why the fark did you buy him in the first place!?
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I have a training meeting all day...yay! :shock: Possibility of a ride out tonight...oh scrap that, just remembered the wife is out, gutted! Looking after the nipper it is then.

    VW...we need kong pics! Surely he can't be that big. Is he real?
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,766
    A bit tired this morning due to several pints consumed last night. We did find a good pub that does monster size fish and chips in Cental London, with options of mushy peas, curry sauce, scraps etc 8) Will be going back.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Howdy Crudders
    A bit tired today, couldn't sleep because I was too excited, planning a winter holiday taking in Las Vegas, Mammoth Mountain and Lake Tahoe for next March!
    Work is meh
    Food shop later, need lime for Mojito club tomorrow night
    that is all

    TTFN
    FoxC
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    crazy88 wrote:
    I have a training meeting all day...yay! :shock: Possibility of a ride out tonight...oh scrap that, just remembered the wife is out, gutted! Looking after the nipper it is then.

    VW...we need kong pics! Surely he can't be that big. Is he real?
    http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/v ... 000434.jpg
    kaiser83 What else would you buy as a wedding present for your big brother?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    That is brilliant! That picture has made my day. I was imagining a cuddly gorilla, I can now see why he's going to be rather awkward to move, lol.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Great news, we have just had news that were getting cyclescheme in the next 2-3 weeks, so i'll be doing the comparrisons etc and genreally anoying shop staff!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Great news, we have just had news that were getting cyclescheme in the next 2-3 weeks, so i'll be doing the comparrisons etc and genreally anoying shop staff!

    Not to put any dampener on things, but have you checked out the sums after they 'clarified' the end of lease buy-out amount thingy?
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Tartanyak wrote:

    Not to put any dampener on things, but have you checked out the sums after they 'clarified' the end of lease buy-out amount thingy?
    Nope, not done a thing, i never thought my company would get this far to be honest!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I've got tonsillitis, not in a good mood so going to go and strangle summat.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Good day! Finally a day off and much to do. Hair cut, uni work, job apps and some training, along with the usual chores! :(
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ten'Shun Crudders

    At ease

    Hope you have all behaved in my absence, but now i'm back after the bash in the lakes (who the fark are you etc etc), really enjoyed Grizedale, but Whinlatter was a cut above, I also learned that I'm actually not quite as bad on a bike as I thought, quite possibly thanks to a dropper post.

    Anyway, today I was working 7am until 7.15, so I came home had some more nap and just heralded my second arousing with a lovely bacon sausage and egg bap and am now going to assault all my muddy laundry and clean up the rig.

    Later a quick nip to the shops to buy food

    Tarrah a bit
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^^^ Who the fark are you?

    Anyways, afternoon sad people. Off to an appointment in a few minutes, not sure what to expect but hey ho. Then another one at 16.00hrs. Then off to BSE and back. Then chilli for tea and bed.

    Laters

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    In between eating a chicken and bacon panini and talking to a young friend

    1olw6b.jpg

    Think I might have to pay her a visit on the weekend..
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    supersonic wrote:
    Grooming her?!

    erm no... she was 18 when that was taken, I didn't know her back then
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    Good lord she's hideous!

    I'm no good lord...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    Good lord she's hideous!


    I wouldn't be too fussed just flip her over and put her face under the pillow, bust one out then run !
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    Good lord she's hideous!

    ever heard the one about not looking at the fireplace whilst stoking the fire? :lol:
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083

    ever heard the one about not looking at the fireplace whilst stoking the fire? :lol:

    Thank god I have radiators
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Good lord she's hideous!

    Not only that, but even if you are willing to forgive that horrible tattoo and the fact she's a proper bush pig - if you look closely, she appears to have a tail :shock:

    :lol:
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498

    ever heard the one about not looking at the fireplace whilst stoking the fire? :lol:

    ever heard that you dont walk around town with a fireplace!
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957

    Not only that, but even if you are willing to forgive that horrible tattoo and the fact she's a proper bush pig - if you look closely, she appears to have a tail :shock:

    :lol:
    That tattoo's quite similar to mine! :?

    I do want mine extending though....
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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