Get back to work you lot.
Tonymufc
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I've logged on at 13.54 and there's a shed load of peeps that are browsing the chat section. Does this mean that,
A) Like me you're off work and just having a nosey,
Or,
You're sat at a desk in an office somewhere not doing what you're supposed to be doing, and on BR on the QT?
A) Like me you're off work and just having a nosey,
Or,
You're sat at a desk in an office somewhere not doing what you're supposed to be doing, and on BR on the QT?
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Some of us are able to do more than one thing at once e.g.
Correspond on BR
Listen to tennis
Pretend to workNobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
walkingbootweather wrote:Some of us are able to do more than one thing at once e.g.
Correspond on BR
Listen to tennis
Pretend to work
Ooh, tennis. Good point. Time to multitask. Maybe get a cuppa too0 -
For those of you that forgot about the tennis Tsonga won the first set 6-3 and it is currently 4-4 in the second....Nobody told me we had a communication problem0
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WOW! You lot do really know how to scive. Must work for a local authority.0
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I work smart not hard.
As long as I deliver to a standard and quantity that meets or exceeds the expectations of those around me then my work is done.
I user to work for an insurance company and on Monday morning we would write on the whiteboard what we we had to achieve for that week to stay ahead of plan. Once that was achieved, usually around 11am on a Friday we would chuff off for long lazy 5 hour liquid lunches.
It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.Mud - Genesis Vapour CCX
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Asprilla wrote:I work smart not hard.
As long as I deliver to a standard and quantity that meets or exceeds the expectations of those around me then my work is done.
I user to work for an insurance company and on Monday morning we would write on the whiteboard what we we had to achieve for that week to stay ahead of plan. Once that was achieved, usually around 11am on a Friday we would chuff off for long lazy 5 hour liquid lunches.
It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.
Ha, I know someone at a 2nd/3rd Tier IB who's told that they shouldn't exceed targets because the firm can't afford to pay out on the extra bonuses. So they hit their targets in 3 months and literally spend the other 9 sitting in the office finding new ways to not get bored. No sh!t.0 -
Tonymufc wrote:WOW! You lot do really know how to scive. Must work for a local authority.
Worse, investment bank0 -
My job is horrendously boring. I reckon that 10 mins here and there browsing the Internet helps me keep my head in the game. That's my story and I'm sticking to it...FCN 2 to 80
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Option B obviously.
If I didn't have to show up in order to get paid for some obscure reason, I would be out on the bike
As above. As long as the work is done to the expected quality and delivered on time I am pretty much left to do as I wish.None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:Asprilla wrote:I work smart not hard.
As long as I deliver to a standard and quantity that meets or exceeds the expectations of those around me then my work is done.
I user to work for an insurance company and on Monday morning we would write on the whiteboard what we we had to achieve for that week to stay ahead of plan. Once that was achieved, usually around 11am on a Friday we would chuff off for long lazy 5 hour liquid lunches.
It was a dirty job, but someone had to do it.
Ha, I know someone at a 2nd/3rd Tier IB who's told that they shouldn't exceed targets because the firm can't afford to pay out on the extra bonuses. So they hit their targets in 3 months and literally spend the other 9 sitting in the office finding new ways to not get bored. No sh!t.
Also if you exceed targets one year, your targets the next year will be even higher, and if you're not getting paid out, why bother?Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
I'd sack you all like dogs. Get back to work and earn the money to pay for my benefits.0
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Tonymufc wrote:A) Like me you're off work and just having a nosey,
You're sat at a desk in an office somewhere not doing what you're supposed to be doing, and on BR on the QT?
Maybe more , but I'm going for some added C) only have 3 weeks left here before I leave and start a new job, so don't really have a lot to do anyway.Tonymufc wrote:WOW! You lot do really know how to scive. Must work for a local authority.
As it happens, yes., although I'm seconded to a public/private joint venture with BT.0 -
Of course, even if I don't view this site in particular - it stays open in ff all day. Do most of your guys close down the tab/window once browsing is complete?Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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Tonymufc wrote:I've logged on at 13.54 and there's a shed load of peeps that are browsing the chat section. Does this mean that,
A) Like me you're off work and just having a nosey,
Or,
You're sat at a desk in an office somewhere not doing what you're supposed to be doing, and on BR on the QT?
Get off the forum and on your bike, jeeze manOn a Mission to lose 20 stone..Get My Life Back
December 2007 - 39 Stone 05 Lbs
July 2011 - 13 Stone 12 Lbs - Cycled 17851 Miles
http://39stonecyclist.com
Now the hard work starts.0