Road Mudguards for small wheels

Capuchin

Hey all. SWMBO has the tiniest bike in the world and we're looking at getting some mudguards. it's a proper road bike so it would be nice to have some raceblade style ones. Problems:
26" wheels (tyres are 23mm or whatever the equivalent is)
No eyelets
No seatpost showing

So, anyone know of anythign that fits all these criterea?