Chuck Norris
noj121
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chuck Norris invented orphans
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just because you're breathing
dosn't make you alive
just because you're breathing
dosn't make you alive
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You know how jesus could walk on water.
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just because you're breathing
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stop now0
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Chuck Norris's daughter once lost her virginity.
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just because you're breathing
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FAIL!
It's all old tat and has been done in The Crudcatcher before
The only person your entertaining with the oldest jokes out there is yourself...0 -
How has he failed? The guy has invented a time machine that has taken us back years!Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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He does like a good long walk though0
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Cat With No Tail wrote:He does like a good long walk though
well, contrary to popular belief, he IS only human!0 -
Who's Chuck Norris?"Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
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Chuck Norris! You ask who he is? where the fk have you been these last few eons?
He's the guy who takes unstealable dust caps.I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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sheepsteeth wrote:chuck norris doesnt like cake.
Chuck Norris is not scared of anything, except the Slow Norris.0