The most sensual thing in the world.....

unixnerd
unixnerd Posts: 2,864
edited June 2011 in The bottom bracket
Cinelli cork bar tape, mmmmmmmh. Just put some on a bike I'm doing up. Can't stop stroking it, I badly need to get a life.......
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  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    You may sadly be beyond help already :(
  • balthazar
    balthazar Posts: 1,565
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

    PTP Runner Up 2015
  • straas
    straas Posts: 338
    Grim.
    FCN: 6
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    +1

    Or shower sex = pure win
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    +1

    Or shower sex = pure win

    :shock:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    +1

    Or shower sex = pure win

    POIDH... :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    +1

    Or shower sex = pure win

    Or one up the..........
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    matthew h wrote:
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    +1

    Or shower sex = pure win

    Or one up the..........

    Ha, was waiting for someone to come out with the 'when the river runs red, take the dirt track'.

    The joy of new cork bar tape to bumsex in a few posts. Gotta love this forum sometimes!
  • Bozman
    Bozman Posts: 2,518
    Reminds me of a scene from National Lapoons Animal House, the Deans wife in the supermarket.

    Slightly vague but
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  • MarcBC
    MarcBC Posts: 333
    My hands. :wink:
  • balthazar
    balthazar Posts: 1,565
    My. Thanks everybody for all the very lovely ideas. I might not encourage my girlfriend to read this thread, however. On balance.

    And no, I'm not telling.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    balthazar wrote:
    My. Thanks everybody for all the very lovely ideas. I might not encourage my girlfriend to read this thread, however. On balance.

    And no, I'm not telling.

    And once again, POIDH...

    Love n hugs and back doors..

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Smokin Joe
    Smokin Joe Posts: 2,706
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.
    Give her a choice, spit, swallow or bite the pillow..
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I was out with the new girlfriend in the car last night and things started hotting up. One thing was leading to another and she eventually shouted "F*ck me in the shithole" I said "I'm not driving to White Hart Lane at this time of night"
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Old Tuggo
    Old Tuggo Posts: 482
    verylonglegs wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    One Man And His Bike wrote:
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:
    balthazar wrote:
    ...is when your girlfriend comes on two days before you're going away for ten weeks. That's great.

    Sorry, hijack.

    Baby wipes is all I'm saying.
    +1

    Or shower sex = pure win

    Or one up the..........

    Ha, was waiting for someone to come out with the 'when the river runs red, take the dirt track'.
    Or" instead of potting the pink go for the brown".

    The joy of new cork bar tape to bumsex in a few posts. Gotta love this forum sometimes!
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    If the most sensual thing in the world to you is bar tape (whatever the make) oh lordy,lordy, have you not considered going to a "shrink".

    I like me cycling but!!!!!!
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    unixnerd wrote:
    Cinelli cork bar tape, mmmmmmmh. Just put some on a bike I'm doing up. Can't stop stroking it, I badly need to get a life.......

    Sorry to go back on topic. But thanks, I need to get some black bar tape as the white seems to be getting too dirty.

    I wasn't sure which brand to buy, now I do.

    That's it. No punch line. An actual serious post in this thread. ;)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Sorry, it seems there are two types, gel and non gel which is better?
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    RichardSwt wrote:
    Sorry, it seems there are two types, gel and non gel which is better?

    KY? Oops, back off topic.
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Yes I think this has strayed somewhat from the main topic. I for one was very interested in the OT, and got distracted. Can I suggest GT85?
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    For cleaning the bar tape that is.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Cornerblock wrote:
    RichardSwt wrote:
    Sorry, it seems there are two types, gel and non gel which is better?

    KY? Oops, back off topic.

    [Bangs head on wall] - Please, I really do want to know?
  • One Man And His Bike
    One Man And His Bike Posts: 661
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    For cleaning the bar tape that is.

    Mr Sheen Citrus = pure win for cleaning manky bar tape.
    http://www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    RichardSwt wrote:
    Sorry, it seems there are two types, gel and non gel which is better?

    Okay, a genuine question so a genuine response, (for once).

    I prefer gel tape, mainly because I have crap padding on my gloves so it helped with vibration and general hand numbness. Cinelli FTW, however, Spesh do the Phat Wrap, not gel but nice and squidgy!

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    RichardSwt wrote:
    Sorry, it seems there are two types, gel and non gel which is better?

    Okay, a genuine question so a genuine response, (for once).

    I prefer gel tape, mainly because I have crap padding on my gloves so it helped with vibration and general hand numbness. Cinelli FTW, however, Spesh do the Phat Wrap, not gel but nice and squidgy!

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Cool, thanks, gel tape it is. :)

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