Thats why there is only 4 women regularly on the crudcatcher

Gazlar
Gazlar Posts: 8,083
edited June 2011 in The Crudcatcher
number 5 is lying on a beach somewhere with her norks (sorry just been reading Nuts(other gentlemans magazines are available)) out.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... liday.html
Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
Amy
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    3 women and one stalker Gaz...
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    About half of those should stay clothed, preferably in an old cirus tent.
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  • bentes
    bentes Posts: 286
    What we see most here in the Algarve, particularly near Albufeira are brittish breasts. Not complainting! :twisted:
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    when ilived in tenerife a lot of them weren't shy about getting them out in the bars aswell after a few drinks :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    welshkev wrote:
    when ilived in tenerife a lot of them weren't shy about getting them out in the bars aswell after a few drinks :lol:

    Same goes for Newport on a saturday night!!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
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    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    when ilived in tenerife a lot of them weren't shy about getting them out in the bars aswell after a few drinks :lol:

    Same goes for Newport on a saturday night!!

    that's very true :lol:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Totalyl can't argue with that.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I miss going out in Newport, not been in years, well not out anyway
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Good luck... I'm not that brave but if you got your bike in the area... :p
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    I miss going out in Newport, not been in years, well not out anyway

    personally i don't, i haven't been out there for a night out in ages - but that's by choice... :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Thewaylander wrote:
    Good luck... I'm not that brave but if you got your bike in the area... :p

    I shall be down at some point, especially now Mrs g's lil sister has moved to Cardiff from the wild west, perfect for me to dump her on sis and then thrown myself haphazardly down Cwmcarn with two wheels and some bent aluminium between my legs
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Do you include Josh in the 4.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ONE in five British women goes topless abroad to get an all-over tan, a poll reveals.
    Well that's clever. Surely for an all-over tan they'd need to take more than their tops off?
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    The West Midlands came 4th............I feel sorry for the people who live in these destinations :lol:
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  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
    Most of them would be better keeping their tops on.
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    3 women and one stalker Gaz...
    Who's the stalker?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    whyamihere wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    3 women and one stalker Gaz...
    Who's the stalker?

    I hope he didnt mean and one stalker, Gaz
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    whyamihere wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    3 women and one stalker Gaz...
    Who's the stalker?

    Me apparently.
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Kitty wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    3 women and one stalker Gaz...
    Who's the stalker?

    Me apparently.


    I missed the memo on this. Why?
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I get this stalker every morning.
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Montevideoguy wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    3 women and one stalker Gaz...
    Who's the stalker?

    Me apparently.


    I missed the memo on this. Why?

    Apparently 18months wasn't enough with Chris, so I still stalk him of course. :wink:
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Why not, I suppose
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    supersonic wrote:
    I get this stalker every morning.

    slam it in the wardrobe door, it'll soon go down
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I'll slam it in you in a minute.

    Oh, hang on...
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    You haven't got a good slamming in me in you, in me, in you, in me, in you. Jeez it's like the chuckle brothers porno
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,716
    If Kitty's stalking me, she's shite at it, considering she knows where both my parents and I live, probably still has my phone number somewhere, knows my email address, knows where I go to uni, knows fucking everything she'd need, and hasn't done anything with it.

    I'm not saying she's not, I just don't remember being quite that inept. ;)
  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    "ay up...we're 'ere to fix yer fridge"
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I just lolled!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • addivllangirb
    addivllangirb Posts: 322
    whyamihere wrote:
    If Kitty's stalking me, she's shite at it, considering she knows where both my parents and I live, probably still has my phone number somewhere, knows my email address, knows where I go to uni, knows fucking everything she'd need, and hasn't done anything with it.

    I'm not saying she's not, I just don't remember being quite that inept. ;)

    Surely thats the ultimate in stalking though shes (potentially/allegedly) around you, watching you constantly and yet you know nothing about it...
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Chris also has all the same information about me, or did so it works both ways.
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