Its a scandal

walkingbootweather
walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
edited June 2011 in Commuting chat
Anton du Beke and Carol Vorderman have been announced winners of this year's "Rear of the Year".

Clearly the winners should have been me* and Pippa Middleton.

(* I know that I should have been the winner of the male award due to the huge number of people expressing such a strong desire to see the back of me)
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  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    Pippa +++++++++++++
  • woodford2barbican
    woodford2barbican Posts: 1,505
    I think she probably did win it, but told them to get stuffed as it is more than a little bit vulgar.

    that is what I said when I won it 2 years ago.
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    More vulgar than being photographed topless I presume?

    Simon
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    The Beginner wrote:
    More vulgar than being photographed topless I presume?

    Simon

    Pictures or it didn't happen.
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  • ThanksBye
    ThanksBye Posts: 519
    +1
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    You guys never heard of google?

    But just to confirm there existance for you
    http://www.tntmagazine.com/tnt-today/ar ... amily.aspx

    and
    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... x=95&ty=87

    Simon
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Who votes for this stuff?! I'm sorry, but as nice a rear as it is, I'm sure there're nicer (and less wrinkled) rears than Carol Vorderman's!
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I really don't get all the fuss about Pippa bum.

    She has an ironing board backside, straight up and straight down.
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    Back on topic, if its a Scandal I'll be getting 'On-one' Pippa if I can.......Welcome to my Planet X, maybe I'll get a Pompetamine? Is she Versa? well that's my 456pence worth anyway, the Summer Season looks nice this year, I'll go walk the whippet now.

    I Blame Wiggle anyway!

    Simon
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    The Beginner wrote:
    You guys never heard of google?

    But just to confirm there existance for you
    http://www.tntmagazine.com/tnt-today/ar ... amily.aspx

    and
    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=h ... x=95&ty=87

    Simon

    I so want to click those links right now but I'm at work... :x
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    The first is OK, the second clearly NSFW!

    Simon
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    The Beginner wrote:
    The first is OK, the second clearly NSFW!

    Simon

    Oh no you don't. I'm not falling for it!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    I really don't get all the fuss about Pippa bum.

    She has an ironing board backside, straight up and straight down.

    I do want to click those links but I'm leaning towards agreeing with the above.

    OK, Kate is fitter (more attractive for you grumble bums) than Pippa in every single photo except THAT moment where she was standing in her bridesmaids dress waiting for her sister. It was very similar to Liz Hurley's moment (OMG Liz Hurley) in THAT dress.

    She did look great from the rear holding Kate's (wedding dress) train. There was the slightest hint of cheek, not enough to win rear of the year but enough to leave everything to the imagination, which is probably why she won it.
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    The Beginner wrote:
    The first is OK, the second clearly NSFW!

    Simon

    I don't know what is on it, but I can confirm that when I clicked on the second link the screen flashed, alarm bells sounded and the Internet Police came crashing through the door. :oops:
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    kelsen wrote:
    Who votes for this stuff?! I'm sorry, but as nice a rear as it is, I'm sure there're nicer (and less wrinkled) rears than Carol Vorderman's!

    Not sure who votes but I heard they had employed a celebrity mathmatician to tally up the votes :wink:
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    'Rear' really is a bit inadequate. I prefer 'budunkadunk' or 'bumpa'.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Donkalicious!
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    I really don't get all the fuss about Pippa bum.

    She has an ironing board backside, straight up and straight down.

    If I had an ironing board like that I wouldn't have a cupboard full of wrinkled shirts. Just saying.
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    It was very similar to Liz Hurley's moment (OMG Liz Hurley) in THAT dress.
    I 'met' (well waited at the same carousel for luggage) Liz at Heathrow one morning, and can confirm that even after a Transatlantic overnighter she is far hotter (skin tight jeans and figure hugging blouse) in the flesh than in any photo.....

    Simon
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    vorderman looks stunning
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  • mybreakfastconsisted
    mybreakfastconsisted Posts: 1,018
    I was watching Carol Vorderman and got aroused.


    Seven letters, not bad.
  • bdave262000
    bdave262000 Posts: 270
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    I really don't get all the fuss about Pippa bum.

    She has an ironing board backside, straight up and straight down.

    +1 I like a bit of meat on my bone.
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    The Beginner wrote:
    The first is OK, the second clearly NSFW!

    Simon

    No kidding!! She'll have someone's eye out... :shock:
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  • Butterd2
    Butterd2 Posts: 937
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    I really don't get all the fuss about Pippa bum.

    She has an ironing board backside, straight up and straight down.

    Thank god I'm not the only one...... +1
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