All good until she talks!

crazy88

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/olympic ... 503350.stm

I love how the reporter says: "she is fit....." at 1:04.

supersonic

She has the worlds shortest arms.

bails87

I think the fact she's got a man's name would be more of a problem.

montevideoguy

Needs a rack but looks no different to some of the females you get doing those "face f*cking" porno vids

supersonic

I wouldn't say no like, but she'd have to keep her mouth shut. Around my knob.

bluechair84

She's an 'attractive advert' too... She'll be far more than that with a bit of photoshop!
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Raymondavalon

OMG, she's ripped.. is that a bad thing??

bluechair84

Raymondavalon wrote:

OMG, she's ripped.. is that a bad thing??

she might be dishing out the head on backwards thing and there'd be nothing you could do about it...

whyamihere

I'd give her both inches for the most intense 17 seconds of her life.

bg13

I'd smash that through the headboard!!

Anonymous

bails87 wrote:

I think the fact she's got a man's name would be more of a problem.

I was thinking the same thing. Her parents were obviously dissapointed to have a girl. maybe they were chinese.

Gazlar

yeehaamcgee wrote:

bails87 wrote:

I think the fact she's got a man's name would be more of a problem.

I was thinking the same thing. Her parents were obviously dissapointed to have a girl. maybe they were chinese.

would you pair prefer a man with a girls name then? Like Hillary Jones (Dr) or Tracy Marrow?

Anonymous

Not really. It's not an either or option. Both are bad. But I guess screaming a man's name during sex with a super fit female gymnast, is preferable to being forced to scream a girl's name whilst being raped by some bloke.

sheepsteeth

yeehaamcgee wrote:

being raped by some bloke.

my advice in this situation (although i will concede you didnt ask for any advice) is to spit in your hand and reach backwards for his ball bag, then give it a good slipery massage.

this should speed the whole process up and you can quickly get on with crying in the basin of your running shower.

Anonymous

Wow, the army is a funny old place, eh?

sheepsteeth

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Wow, the army is a funny old place, eh?

it is!!

dont forget, its an act of violence and control, not of sex, so there's nowt gay about being raped up the obvious.

Anonymous

Was that something you learned on your recent webster course?

sheepsteeth

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Was that something you learned on your recent webster course?

not really, i learned the square root of fuckall on my course. i was one of those bored students who couldnt resist winding up the teacher by asking questions i knew the answers to and then questioning the explanation even when i knew he was right.

good times.

Anonymous

Square root of fuckall is "jack shit", isn't it?

sheepsteeth

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Square root of fuckall is "jack plop", isn't it?

big sticks

ollie_lucas1985

FITTTT... When she was doing the splits.. my heart dropped!

j_l

whyamihere wrote:

I'd give her both inches for the most intense 17 seconds of her life.

cat_with_no_tail

ollie_lucas1985 wrote:

FITTTT... When she was doing the splits.. my balls dropped!

Congratulations, your voice will break soon too.

ddraver

Jaysus Sonic, she talks like an American is all....think of it as exotic!

Stevo_666

ddraver wrote:

Jaysus Sonic, she talks like an American is all....think of it as exotic!

Yep, what's the problem? If she's a laydee she won't talk with her mouth full anyway