Is there anything worse than waiting?

SimonAH

Goddammmit I hate the hanging around bit when you have a flight but just not enough time to go do something......but too much time to pass with a newspaper.

Sitting in a spartan reception / bar in the middle of France right now bored out of my bloody skull.

Entertain please folks, entertain! Where's Hambones when you need him?

SimonAH

edit....just remembered that I bought the nipper a bow and arrow set from Decathlon yesterday. Off to shoot stuff.

Kieran_Burns

Excellent idea. Running around France with a bow and arrow.

Just don't mention Agincourt

We few, we happy few. We band of commuters.

rjsterry

Start at page 1 of the SCR thread.

will3

I should spend your time working out how you're going to make your millions from bored pax such as yourself. There is deffiniely a market for something to entertain.

Eating overpriced food and browsing the expensive stuff in the (not) duty free is not that intersting after the first time.

CyclingBantam

Take all your clothes off.

Then put them all back on again.

Then take them all off again.

Keep going untill you get bored.

UndercoverElephant

CyclingBantam wrote:

Take all your clothes off.

Then put them all back on again.

Then take them all off again.

Keep going untill you get bored.

Or arrested.

mudcow007

bow and arrow an France reminds of the Monty Python sketch

french soldier wrote:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

SimonAH

Whooo, that was entertaining.

Apparently there is a bylaw prohibiting shooting arrows at trees in the grounds of french hotels

Large beer served, let the boredom re-commence....

SimonAH

Sod it. Still bored. You guys are useless.

I'm back over the road to Decathlon to spend more money I don't have.

Watch this space eagerly for an update tonight. I may buy a spear gun for no other reason than I don't own one and I think every house should, in case of shark attack.

gtvlusso

SimonAH wrote:

Sod it. Still bored. You guys are useless.

I'm back over the road to Decathlon to spend more money I don't have.

Watch this space eagerly for an update tonight. I may buy a spear gun for no other reason than I don't own one and I think every house should, in case of shark attack.

You still have to get it home though......

Where are you BTW?

SimonAH

Haha! At Thiefrow with a speargun! Now how do you mount one to bullhorns?