The International World's Whore Day Morning Thread
Kaise
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Morning Whore's,
hows it going today?
Iam aching after last nights gym session but feeling good at the same time, the detox of water and healthy food must be working
hows it going today?
Iam aching after last nights gym session but feeling good at the same time, the detox of water and healthy food must be working
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Morning homos.
Today i will mostly be doing naff all, and I LOVE that plan!
Day 1 of 12 days off work, weather is looking promising. Niiiiiiice0 -
Yo,
Put new tyres on my steed (High Rollers) and my God do they drag like fook. At least I should shift a few extra calories though so I guess it's all good. Ankle's playing up badly though so not sure how much biking will actually get done this month. Student graduate show tomorrow which means free staff bar for the first few hours so today is coasting until tomorrow and free booze
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Morning trumpers!
Today is slightly less meh than yesterday although I've still got more work than I know what to do with.
Made the fatal mistake of asking the road forum what wheels are any good for £250. They recommended some for £350 and £500. I'm suprised they didn't suggest I dump the planet x and buy a CAAD10.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
The weekend is nearly here.
That is all.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.0 -
spongtastic wrote:Morning trumpers!
Today is slightly less meh than yesterday although I've still got more work than I know what to do with.
Made the fatal mistake of asking the road forum what wheels are any good for £250. They recommended some for £350 and £500. I'm suprised they didn't suggest I dump the planet x and buy a CAAD10.
Gotta love roadies! I stay well away from the roadie section, apart from the cake stop.
For me today, moving a load of equipment from my office to my lab. I am needing a poo at some point soon, and just debating whether to get a 456 carbon frame! Suggestions? Or is this too serious a question for cruddites?Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
Yes and yes, can i suggest you buy some monkey nuts a small bowl to make some jelly and watch wildlife programmes for the rest of your daycrazy88 wrote:[just debating whether to get a 456 carbon frame! Suggestions? Or is this too serious a question for cruddites?
Morning
day 4 of Mehdness at work, the trouble with work is you need to do it, the trouble with the work were doing is its being controlled by some bloke in the east midlands who knows nothing about how busy and a logistical nightmare london is. but its ok in Nottingham why cant you do it there?? Prick.
Anywhooo managed bacons yesteray but i feel that it will back to porridge this morning
"project Cally" is coming along nicely and soon i'll have nothing left to change :shock: but i'm sure this weekends race will find something
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VWsurfbum wrote:
Yes and yes, can i suggest you buy some monkey nuts a small bowl to make some jelly and watch wildlife programmes for the rest of your daycrazy88 wrote:[just debating whether to get a 456 carbon frame! Suggestions? Or is this too serious a question for cruddites?
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TTFN Whores
I hate jelly, and I aint putting no nuts in my mouth, nevermind those of a monkey. I'll gladly watch wildlife programs though, especially those about sex hehe.
But you think the 456 is a nice frame then? Now to bribe the wife.....Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
if you get the monkey to Imac his balls first, this will help.crazy88 wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:
Yes and yes, can i suggest you buy some monkey nuts a small bowl to make some jelly and watch wildlife programmes for the rest of your daycrazy88 wrote:[just debating whether to get a 456 carbon frame! Suggestions? Or is this too serious a question for cruddites?
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TTFN Whores
I hate jelly, and I aint putting no nuts in my mouth, nevermind those of a monkey. I'll gladly watch wildlife programs though, especially those about sex hehe.
But you think the 456 is a nice frame then? Now to bribe the wife.....
As for bribing the wife, let her pick the ditch? or even what colour bling to add to the 456, but i prefer the first idea.0 -
Morning pansies.
How are you all today? Me i'm looking out the works window at cwm thinking woot sun shine!, bike is the motor ready so after work here we go.
Ransaka High rollers don't drag, thats why there such good FR/XC should try the minion now that drags lol0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:As for bribing the wife, let her pick the ditch? or even what colour bling to add to the 456, but i prefer the first idea.
pick the ditch, is that a euphemism. I'm pretty sure she'll just say the front ditch though, but I can ask her. Unless of course you were suggesting which ditch I should take it in :shock:
As for bling...black is the new bling colour. I don't get all this bike tart stuff, keep it clean and simples.Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
crazy88 wrote:spongtastic wrote:Morning trumpers!
Today is slightly less meh than yesterday although I've still got more work than I know what to do with.
Made the fatal mistake of asking the road forum what wheels are any good for £250. They recommended some for £350 and £500. I'm suprised they didn't suggest I dump the planet x and buy a CAAD10.
Gotta love roadies! I stay well away from the roadie section, apart from the cake stop.
For me today, moving a load of equipment from my office to my lab. I am needing a poo at some point soon, and just debating whether to get a 456 carbon frame! Suggestions? Or is this too serious a question for cruddites?
Carbon 456? Yes. If they've still got them for £299 you'd be daft not too. I just need the road bike to get more miles in.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0 -
crazy88 wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:As for bribing the wife, let her pick the ditch? or even what colour bling to add to the 456, but i prefer the first idea.
pick the ditch, is that a euphemism. .
yes for ditch, head and backwards. You'll soon catch on.Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
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Morning scumbags
Nice weather setting in here but I need to do some work. In fact it looks like it's going to be a gorgeous day, which makes me miss being on the bike even more than usual
May see if my laptop cable will stretch to the patio to make work more bearable.
Now for porridge & coffee..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Morning farts what a farking nice day it is today, and as usual I'm stuck in the office, bored out my brains wishing I could go for a ride, but alas mojos of the road atm payday yesterday tho, so I treated myself to some green kcnc chainring bolts and a remote for the Joplin, as well as a few pints last, which were greatly appreciated. Got a mates bike to fix later, crc took ages dispatching the stuff I needed for it, so that'll take up most of this evening when I get back home
coffee o'clock calls laters0 -
What you done to your Mojo mate, its only been together a month or so?0
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Morning benders
Saw Hangover 2 last night, enjoyed it muchly.
2 lectures and a load of revision to do today, fun times...
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Thewaylander wrote:What you done to your Mojo mate, its only been together a month or so?
snapped/lost 2 chainring bolts, they were taken off the maxlight so had seen a fair bit of abuse, so it's not surprising really, new green kcnc bolts ordered tho, so it's an excuse for more green bling
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Been doing alot of DH at FOD recently due to its convenience to my house.
The Draker is loving it it's such a beast
Will ahve to get your Mojo up there at some point get some man scratches on it ;p 0 -
Been doing alot of DH at FOD recently due to its convenience to my house.
The Draker is loving it it's such a beast Will ahve to get your Mojo up there at some point get some man scratches on it ;p 0 -
spongtastic wrote:
I knew what you meant but fear my obsession with sex related jokes clouded my reply.
As for the 456, I think I am going to order one asap then, all i'm hearing is good things.
Work wise, I have successfully moved equipment from office to lab, eating some cake and about to go organise said lab Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
Alright crudders?
This morning was work, this afternoon is applying for a job I'm woefully underqualified for but want desperately.
Tonight is seeing friends and watching a gig.
Not too bad a day, being as I have the patio doors open right now. Would sit in the sun but I gots serious bizness to attend to.
laters
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Serious inddor business?
That day time TV? i want to go home from work now so i can flake to day time TV
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Thewaylander wrote:i want to go home from work now so i can flake to day time TV
Day time TV is nature telling you that you need to get a job. Its horrific.0 -
LOL I am at work and earn fairly well thank you lol0
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Thewaylander wrote:Serious inddor business?
That day time TV? i want to go home from work now so i can flake to day time TV
Sun's so bright I can't take the laptop outside - can't see fark all on the screen. Not v useful when it's an online application process...
Daytime TV sucks hairy balls. I know, I had 9 weeks of it!0 -
Thewaylander wrote:LOL I am at work and earn fairly well thank you lol
I wasn't having a dig at you I'm just saying I've experienced it, the joys of being a student 0 -
it does, but it's better than office work lol :P0
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Lemon whores are the ones to fear...
Quiet day in work after yesterday's madness (French clients wanting the moon on a stick for $300,000). Going to some school thing my wife's cousin's child (why isn't there a specific word for that?) is doing some thing (involving Scottish dancing amazingly...I'll be the only Scottish person there). Would rather be out on bike (which isn't as fun due to slightly colder weather... less bikinis) or playing GT 5.Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0
