Cheeky blooming wife

PostieJohn

Last week, we went for a flat 22 miles, to and from a country pub, stopping for a drink.
I paced her back and we averaged 16.8 mph, for the total ride.

Today me and one of my mates did a flat 28 miles, incorporating the last 11 miles of 'her' route.
We averaged 21mph, and were quite pleased.

She looks at te Garmin record and says:-
'Well I'd expect you to be quicker than that, nearer 23, as I can do it in 18'.

Would anyone care to finish the conversation we had, it wasn't pretty!! (sadly for me our young'uns were about)

Stewie Griffin

I hope she said "I didn't want to say speed up a bit because you looked flat out"?

PostieJohn

She always says speed up.
I go .5 faster, look behind after a few hundred yards, and I swear she's further back than before she said anything.

verylonglegs

Show no mercy! Put the hammer down....















...and be ready for the consequences later

Aggieboy

Yeah, take her on a fast spin to teach her a lesson, and rub her nose in it. Mrs Aggie nagged me for ages to get one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21 and her names Lucy.

Zachariah

I always answer my spam email with a resounding 'YES!'. I now have £3trillion in my bank from deposed African Warlords and my penis is 50 feet long.

brianonyx

Aggieboy wrote:

Yeah, take her on a fast spin to teach her a lesson, and rub her nose in it. Mrs Aggie nagged me for ages to get one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21 and her names Lucy.

Is she from Thailand and does she use it for herself?