Cheeky blooming wife
PostieJohn
Posts: 1,105
Last week, we went for a flat 22 miles, to and from a country pub, stopping for a drink.
I paced her back and we averaged 16.8 mph, for the total ride.
Today me and one of my mates did a flat 28 miles, incorporating the last 11 miles of 'her' route.
We averaged 21mph, and were quite pleased.
She looks at te Garmin record and says:-
'Well I'd expect you to be quicker than that, nearer 23, as I can do it in 18'.
Would anyone care to finish the conversation we had, it wasn't pretty!!
(sadly for me our young'uns were about)
I paced her back and we averaged 16.8 mph, for the total ride.
Today me and one of my mates did a flat 28 miles, incorporating the last 11 miles of 'her' route.
We averaged 21mph, and were quite pleased.
She looks at te Garmin record and says:-
'Well I'd expect you to be quicker than that, nearer 23, as I can do it in 18'.
Would anyone care to finish the conversation we had, it wasn't pretty!!
(sadly for me our young'uns were about) 0
Comments
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I hope she said "I didn't want to say speed up a bit because you looked flat out"? 0
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She always says speed up.
I go .5 faster, look behind after a few hundred yards, and I swear she's further back than before she said anything.0 -
Show no mercy! Put the hammer down....
...and be ready for the consequences later
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Yeah, take her on a fast spin to teach her a lesson, and rub her nose in it. Mrs Aggie nagged me for ages to get one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21 and her names Lucy."There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."0
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I always answer my spam email with a resounding 'YES!'. I now have £3trillion in my bank from deposed African Warlords and my penis is 50 feet long.0
