I'm a little Grumpy....

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    Dude, the ciggarette goes in your MOUTH
  • Mental Mickey
    Mental Mickey Posts: 406
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    Dude, the ciggarette goes in your MOUTH

    Your humour is way to obvious..



    FAIL!
  • road_donut
    road_donut Posts: 284
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.
  • Mental Mickey
    Mental Mickey Posts: 406
    road_donut wrote:
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.

    You calling me a pedo?
  • road_donut
    road_donut Posts: 284
    road_donut wrote:
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.

    You calling me a pedo?

    If your 6ft 9 and built like a brick sh*t house no ..... :lol:
  • Mental Mickey
    Mental Mickey Posts: 406
    road_donut wrote:
    road_donut wrote:
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.

    You calling me a pedo?

    If your 6ft 9 and built like a brick sh*t house no ..... :lol:

    I'm 5 feet 8, but let me tell you, I'm ready for suicide so not scared of anyone, anyone calls me a pedo to my face and they'll find out the truth.
  • road_donut
    road_donut Posts: 284
    road_donut wrote:
    road_donut wrote:
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.

    You calling me a pedo?

    If your 6ft 9 and built like a brick sh*t house no ..... :lol:

    I'm 5 feet 8, but let me tell you, I'm ready for suicide so not scared of anyone, anyone calls me a pedo to my face and they'll find out the truth.

    I think you need these pal http://www.samaritans.org/

    Sounds like you need help, maybe The CrudCatcher aint the place for you right now
  • getonyourbike
    getonyourbike Posts: 2,648
    Mental Mickey- These guys would be better suited to helping you
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    Dude, the ciggarette goes in your MOUTH

    Your humour is way to obvious..



    FAIL!
    No, this is the crudcatcher, where such humour is considered highbrow.
    So YOU FAIL.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,702
    road_donut wrote:
    road_donut wrote:
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.

    You calling me a pedo?

    If your 6ft 9 and built like a brick sh*t house no ..... :lol:

    I'm 5 feet 8, but let me tell you, I'm ready for suicide so not scared of anyone, anyone calls me a pedo to my face and they'll find out the truth.
    Dude, it's not your fault.

    It's those damn sexy children.
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    road_donut wrote:
    road_donut wrote:
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even get hard ons in public places like high schools.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm

    Fixed.

    You calling me a pedo?

    If your 6ft 9 and built like a brick sh*t house no ..... :lol:

    I'm 5 feet 8, but let me tell you, I'm ready for suicide so not scared of anyone, anyone calls me a pedo to my face and they'll find out the truth.


    What if a child calls you a paedo?

    In court?
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Mickey, is this you?

    FreeCandyVan.jpg
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • byker_dude
    byker_dude Posts: 10
    Fella... I gave up smoking. 12 weeks ago. It does get better every week. Although my reason was due to redundancy, and I wanted enough of it left to splash on my bike when employed again. Got employed so saving up for a new car. Thats my incentive to keep off them, and its working for me.
  • ewizzy1977
    ewizzy1977 Posts: 92
    One thing I forgot to mention, I had a rude awakening ten years ago (ages 29) when I had my first ever erection problem, it was down to smoking.
    I now have the hard on of champions by comparison and some time after giving up, started to get the kind of erections I hadn't had since 18, super stiff, enough to poke your eye out with, I even got hard ons in public places again just like when I was at high school.

    Just in case you think I'm making it all up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/139801.stm


    Thats ok, I use a rubber band to keep mine up :-P
  • ewizzy1977
    ewizzy1977 Posts: 92
    bails87 wrote:
    Mickey, is this you?

    FreeCandyVan.jpg


    Where did you take a picture of my Van :?:


    I thought I was being inconspicuous :oops: :idea:
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    I use a crain it's more effective thana rubber band hard to get one to fit see :p