LOL At Halfords Part 72

Berk Bonebonce

Last time I looked inside the Halfords/Lichfield store they had on display a road bike with a front Crud-Catcher clip-on type mudguard which was fitted back to front.

I mean, if there is a Sales Assistant at this store who wants to kill someone, there are easier ways to do it. But no, I do not really blame the Sales Assistants. The company is at fault.

Dear Mr Halfords .... Pay monkey nuts and you will get monkeys.

Halfords are a greedy and avoricious company that should not be in the business of selling bikes. In fact, it is about time this Government of ours introduced a sytem so that bikes do not end up being sold by monkey-brained imbeciles who know more about car radios than bikes.

Pseudonym

congratulations on over-stretching an already tired concept...

Ilovebighills

ShutUpLegs

3 million bike buyers every year cannot be wrong :roll:

father_jack

3 million bike buyers every year cannot be wrong

20 million Mc Donalds burgers sold a minute cannot be wrong. Even if they taste like carpet that a tramp has urinated on.

ShutUpLegs

Father Jack wrote:

3 million bike buyers every year cannot be wrong

20 million Mc Donalds burgers sold a minute cannot be wrong. Even if they taste like carpet that a tramp has urinated on.

I've tasted the burgers, but not the other thing you mention

P_Tucker

Father Jack wrote:

3 million bike buyers every year cannot be wrong

20 million Mc Donalds burgers sold a minute cannot be wrong. Even if they taste like carpet that a tramp has urinated on.

Christianity and Islam both have over a billion followers. At least a billion people are definitely wrong.

Of course, as a scientologist I can tell you that 2 billion people are definitely wrong.

MountainMonster

Yay, another Halfords topic. Is that the only place people want to slander.

And how do you come up with mudguard being fitted backwards= they want to kill someone.

This topic has been stretched and urinated on more than Jordans obvious.

Anonymous

Father Jack wrote:

3 million bike buyers every year cannot be wrong

20 million Mc Donalds burgers sold a minute cannot be wrong. Even if they taste like carpet that a tramp has urinated on.

Ahhh, so the secret ingredient in Big Mac Sauce is reveled.

sandy hill

ShutUpLegs wrote:

3 million bike buyers every year cannot be wrong :roll:

This is very true.

Halfords remains a great shop for people who don't know anything about what it is they are buying.

Anonymous

Back on topic.

Halfords currently have a 3 for 2 offer on all bike accessories.

So you could go in and buy -

- Abus Granite Lock - £64
-Giro Monza helmet - £69
and get a Cateye Strada Wireless computer for free.

You may be able to buy the individual items a bit cheaper on line, but even then it's a good deal.

Worth having a look at.

father_jack

Lol @ scientologist...lizards and volcanoes