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brin
brin Posts: 1,122
edited May 2011 in The bottom bracket
Cheryl Cole .........reportedly dropped from American version of X Factor, don't they know about sub titles?

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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    Luckily she didn't say 'wheezes keys are theese keys' then no one would understand her :lol:
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I remember someone from newcastle telling me this joke.

    A londoner says to a geordie 'shall we play a card game' so the geordie goes off and comes back in a full hockey kit.

    'whats that for' said the londoner

    'I thought we were playing hockey'

    'why?'

    'well its the cardest game I know'.
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  • carrock
    carrock Posts: 1,103
    brin wrote:
    Cheryl Cole .........reportedly dropped from American version of X Factor, don't they know about sub titles?

    They should replace her with coleen rooney...
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    Cheryl would be mega hot, if only she would shut up a bit more!
  • on the road
    on the road Posts: 5,631
    It's a case of nice face, shame about the voice :lol:
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Not that I give a shite, but that's a crap excuse. So they gave her this high profile job but had never heard her voice??
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • inkyfingers
    inkyfingers Posts: 4,400
    No such thing as bad publicity eh?
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