May 25th 2011

Andy
Andy Posts: 8,207
edited May 2011 in The Crudcatcher
5 Years ago today I passed my driving test.

You're welcome.

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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Is that when you got rid of the stabilisers ?
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    Andy wrote:
    5 Years ago today I passed my driving test and started picking up hookers..................

    You're welcome.
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    kaiser83 wrote:
    Andy wrote:
    5 Years ago today I passed my driving test and started picking up male hookers..................

    You're welcome.
    fixed
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    As a warning reminder to the rest of the population

    Thankyou

    We''ll be extra careful out there when on the road
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  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    To make it to "the club" you need a HGV and bike license
    I have these.. so as qualified motorist Andy, you're still a lightweight road user..
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Those people who feel the need to get every license going obviously have a small dong. I am perfectly happy with just my car license thank you.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    crazy88 wrote:
    Those people who feel the need to get every license going obviously have a small dong. I am perfectly happy with just my car license thank you.

    i probably shouldnt confess to my tracks and rollers licenses either then.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Most definitely not!

    However a shooting license makes you more manly for sure.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    crazy88 wrote:
    manly

    hmm, we had a thread about that once upon a time.

    unfortunately, i do not have a shooting license.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Neither do I. I've never even held a gun, other than my own :)
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    crazy88 wrote:
    Those people who feel the need to get every license going obviously have a small dong. I am perfectly happy with just my car license thank you.

    I don't have any sort of licence :? :D
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Remind me never to be close to you when a hot woman is present.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Remind me never to be close to you when a hot woman is present.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    So hot you had to remind him twice?

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    haha, it appears so! Men with big willies scare me. As do midgets and daffodils.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    You're scared by men with midgets and men with daffodils?
    For god's sake stay out of a Welsh single fathers meeting on St David's day then.
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    That's where is all started i'm afraid! The flash backs from that day are horrendous. I had no idea the things you can do with daffodils.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Nah, what you're thinking of is deffo dildos, not daffodils.
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

    However, I have just got my latest invention idea! A daffodildo. When the parents come round they'll think it's just some pretty flowers on the bed side table. I suppose they may get a shock when they come to smell it though. :(
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    If your fanny smells that bad, then they're probably already aware of the smell, and just being polite.
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I don't know, the wife's plastic knickers keep a lot of the whiff inside! I don't think anyone has a clue of her general fanny smell.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    crazy88 wrote:
    haha, it appears so! Men with big willies scare me. As do midgets and daffodils.

    midgets scare you? wtf

    downtards like my aunt scare me but midgets and dwarfs are just entertainment
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    It's an irrational fear I know, but I was born this way. I simply cannot help it.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    kaiser83 wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    haha, it appears so! Men with big willies scare me. As do midgets and daffodils.

    midgets scare you? wtf

    downtards like my aunt scare me but midgets and dwarfs are just entertainment

    One of my mates hired a midget for the day on a stag do, he handcuffed himself to the stag so they were stuck togther for 12 hours even having to go piss together.
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  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    That is genius!!!
    Out with the old, in with the new here.

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