TOILET BREAK

wayne1978
wayne1978 Posts: 56
edited May 2011 in Amateur race
Excuse the stupid question, but due to take part in first road race soon. How and when do you go for a pee?
Always wondered how the Tour guys do it?

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  • sheffsimon
    sheffsimon Posts: 1,282
    wayne1978 wrote:
    Excuse the stupid question, but due to take part in first road race soon. How and when do you go for a pee?
    Always wondered how the Tour guys do it?

    Take a leak before the race starts, that should do you.

    Tour riders agree to stop to take a p1ss if riding steady, p1ss while riding with a team-mate pushing, or I guess p1ss themselves if under extreme pressure.

    None of the above are remotely relevant to a UK 3rd/4th cat road race, so please don't.
  • markos1963
    markos1963 Posts: 3,724
    You'll be riding far too fast and be far too nervous to pee. I was bursting once on the start line of a crit wondering 'should I go?' Too late whistle went and I was off, 30 mins and 3 laps later I finished and realised that I didn't need a pee after all! :D
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  • Thick Tester
    Thick Tester Posts: 380
    It is a stupid question.... please refrain from anymore !
    If you are daft enough to ask this question you deserve to be consigned to eternal sportives.
  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    You'll find that you'll piss loads before the race due to nerves and due to the fact that if you've prepared properly you should be well hydrated. But as people have said - as soon as the flag goes then you'll forget about pissing!
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  • Seanos
    Seanos Posts: 301
    Thick Tester, I really don't think this is the right forum for you.

    There must be a specialist website out there where you'd be more at home. Do you drive a BMW? I believe some of their forums cater for blokes with raging egos and small d!cks.
  • Herbsman
    Herbsman Posts: 2,029
    markos1963 wrote:
    You'll be riding far too fast and be far too nervous to pee. I was bursting once on the start line of a crit wondering 'should I go?' Too late whistle went and I was off, 30 mins and 3 laps later I finished and realised that I didn't need a pee after all! :D
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    You'll find that you'll wee-wee loads before the race due to nerves and due to the fact that if you've prepared properly you should be well hydrated. But as people have said - as soon as the flag goes then you'll forget about pissing!


    So true.

    And I p*ss annoyingly often.
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  • Tom BB
    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    Seanos wrote:
    Thick Tester, I really don't think this is the right forum for you.

    There must be a specialist website out there where you'd be more at home. Do you drive a BMW? I believe some of their forums cater for blokes with raging egos and small d!cks.

    :lol: Spot on!
  • Will.C
    Will.C Posts: 245
    Tom BB wrote:
    Seanos wrote:
    Thick Tester, I really don't think this is the right forum for you.

    There must be a specialist website out there where you'd be more at home. Do you drive a BMW? I believe some of their forums cater for blokes with raging egos and small d!cks.

    :lol: Spot on!
  • Slow1972
    Slow1972 Posts: 362
    Thick tester throws in some bait and hooks a couple more

    OP - The answer is, you can stop for a p*ss any time you like, there's nothing against it. Just don't expect anyone else to stop and wait for you.

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