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lol, well then what was that 500 posts thing about?0
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I use the FB group to post videos and stuff generally too offensive for on here. I have my standards to maintain and that allows me to do so.
Generally speaking if you stick to the following you'll be fine:
Good:
cake
bacon
lime
string
D-locking cnuts
Sheep's mum
Rhyll
casual rape
women lying in ditches (head wrong way round)
redheads
Bad:
roadies
fixies
lycra
Daily Mail
generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
BMW 335i
I may have missed one or two. My colleagues will no doubt assist here.Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Standards to maintain? YOU posted two depraved fixie vids the other day.
(we're still waiting for the GPS to fukc up again so we can come kick your arse)0 -
i got in
but i look like a casual rapist0 -
Montevideoguy wrote:I use the FB group to post videos and stuff generally too offensive for on here. I have my standards to maintain and that allows me to do so.
Generally speaking if you stick to the following you'll be fine:
Good:
cake
bacon
lime
string
D-locking cnuts
Sheep's mum
Rhyll
casual rape
women lying in ditches (head wrong way round)redheads
Bad:
roadies
fixies
lycra
Daily Mail
generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
BMW 335i
I may have missed one or two. My colleagues will no doubt assist here.
You do realise you are taking to a lady?
Or so I've been led to believe.I don't do smileys.
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In the lecture earlier I was told there were 2 types of rape.
Good rape and bad rape.
We were also told that rape is a lot of effort but worth it.0 -
It's like when auntie Kevin used to have "good touch" and "bad touch" then?0
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I never like the smell of the stuff, plus i get bored of growing things other than beards?Angry Bird wrote:We were also told that rape is a lot of effort but worth it.0 -
But you can run your car on rape. Can't do that with beards.0
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Montevideoguy wrote:generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
Slipknot, Metallica or Pantera, all good generic pop music for you...0 -
Did you look them up?Andy wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
Slipknot, Metallica or Pantera, all good generic pop music for you...
I thnk you might get weired looks asking at the garage to
"fill her up, and make sure its that good rape not that bad rape!"
apperently i'm allowed to have a beard as i'm a tree hugging hippy 29er rider?0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:Standards to maintain? YOU posted two depraved fixie vids the other day.
(we're still waiting for the GPS to fukc up again so we can come kick your ars*)
They were like snuff vids for the BR generation.
I am still waiting on you spunkbubbles to turn up to give me curry and proper smoked baconFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Andy wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
Slipknot, Metallica or Pantera, all good generic pop music for you...
That's Avril Lavinge in your avatar pic isn't it?Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
No. It's a country singer.0
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cooldad wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:I use the FB group to post videos and stuff generally too offensive for on here. I have my standards to maintain and that allows me to do so.
Generally speaking if you stick to the following you'll be fine:
Good:
cake
bacon
lime
string
D-locking cnuts
Sheep's mum
Rhyll
casual rape
women lying in ditches (head wrong way round)redheads
Bad:
roadies
fixies
lycra
Daily Mail
generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
BMW 335i
I may have missed one or two. My colleagues will no doubt assist here.
You do realise you are taking to a lady?
Or so I've been led to believe.
oh.... in that case replace "casual rape" with "parties involving enough alcohol that you don't remember a thing the next day" and "women lying in ditches (head wrong way round)" with "surprise trips to the countryside"Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
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I thought the term shite was reserved exclusively for talking about Scotland?0
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cooldad, last time i checked i had boobs and and other womanly bits so i think its a pretty safe bet to say im definately female! 0
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montevideoguy, how crude.0
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and POIDH means?!0
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Another woman??
What will kitty, DD and Miss bint have to say about this?0 -
Angry Bird wrote:In the lecture earlier I was told there were 2 types of rape.
Good rape and bad rape.
We were also told that rape is a lot of effort but worth it.
And butt rape? Is that lower or higher than bad rape.. depending on whether she's on her back or tummy?0 -
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im sure they will be shocked :shock:0
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Andy wrote:Montevideoguy wrote:generic pop music (i.e. anything Andy likes)
Slipknot, Metallica or Pantera, all good generic pop music for you...
in a fit of nostalgia I ordered Descanting the Insalubrius and Heartwork by Carcass last week, am stupidly stoked about their imminent arrival, not least about leaving them at full whack when I borrow the wife's car next.
Need to contrive a reason to be watching her expression as she experiences melodic death metal at full bore for the first time :twisted:Whether you're a king or a little street sweeper, sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper.
Cube Curve 2009
Giant Anthem X4
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