The Wedding and the Stag Do
Kaise
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on friday i had the day off to go to missk's mates wedding in Llanelli
to start off the bride, nat, is mental in a good way and the wedding consisted of;
-Jaegermeister before the ceremony
-The entire of her side bursting into laughter when the registrar said the word ring, mainly "when you're alone you can touch each others rings"
-The father of the brides speech turning in to a round of Why was she born so beautiful in full welsh drunkness
-Free bar for 2 hours, 10pm-12am, drank too much Morgan Spice
-A full knees up, dancing on tables until about 3am
-MissK hijacking the DJ and singing the whole of Journey - Dont stop believing to a standing ovation
- My mate taking over the music by playing the piano, or Pjanooo as he insisted on calling it all night, and playing every Stones song he could
-MissK's best mate falling off a table, landing on a a 4ft tall, glass table center piece and he walking away without a scratch
all in all i felt a little special on saturday morning........but had to drive to birmingham by 12pm, not the greatest experience of my life, and probably not the safest but
once in brummie land the stag do was already on the way at the best mans house. All new comers - 5 shots of jaegermeister..........this lead to;
-me losing 8 games of beer pong on the go, every game lost = 1 jaeger penalty
-every story about my best mate sh*tting himself (literally) that anyone had heard or was witness too (there were too many of these)
-The shed setting on fire due to sh*t BBQ placement and petrol being used to light the it
-Baywatch theme so Rob (stag) dressed in a red swim suit and a blonde wig, i have never wanted him more!
-5 hours on a narrow boat boozing to the gayest music you have ever heard
-2 strippers Eva and Lisa couldnt make it, so Katie and Kim arrived, Kim was a 16 stone black girl with a wart on her arse cheek the size of a Sprout (truth, actual size)
:shock: (before the mandatory POIDH they it will vbe on facebook in the next few days)
-25 lads dressed as the hoff, 1 as Pammy, queue jumping every club
-One lad trying the worm move on the dance floor and breaking his jaw, actually broken proved by sunday evenings x-ray!
So the morning came and nobody remembers anything after about 1am but whilst clearing up the best mans house 8 x 1 litre bottles of
jaeger were collected, they had been bought at 10am on saturday.....
So sunday was go ape at cannock chase
i hate heights but went for a big cup of MTFU before hand a did all 5 of the high bits, the brother of the bride to be was also scared of heights and they must have ruhjn out of MTFU when he got there as he bottled it and would go neer any of it!
The drive back to bristol was one of the logest parts of my life, and last night i had the massive come down from 2 huge nights on it and today i feel aweful
but all in all i would say it has been the best weekend i have ever had, and i really mean that even with no bike involved
to start off the bride, nat, is mental in a good way and the wedding consisted of;
-Jaegermeister before the ceremony
-The entire of her side bursting into laughter when the registrar said the word ring, mainly "when you're alone you can touch each others rings"
-The father of the brides speech turning in to a round of Why was she born so beautiful in full welsh drunkness
-Free bar for 2 hours, 10pm-12am, drank too much Morgan Spice
-A full knees up, dancing on tables until about 3am
-MissK hijacking the DJ and singing the whole of Journey - Dont stop believing to a standing ovation
- My mate taking over the music by playing the piano, or Pjanooo as he insisted on calling it all night, and playing every Stones song he could
-MissK's best mate falling off a table, landing on a a 4ft tall, glass table center piece and he walking away without a scratch
all in all i felt a little special on saturday morning........but had to drive to birmingham by 12pm, not the greatest experience of my life, and probably not the safest but
once in brummie land the stag do was already on the way at the best mans house. All new comers - 5 shots of jaegermeister..........this lead to;
-me losing 8 games of beer pong on the go, every game lost = 1 jaeger penalty
-every story about my best mate sh*tting himself (literally) that anyone had heard or was witness too (there were too many of these)
-The shed setting on fire due to sh*t BBQ placement and petrol being used to light the it
-Baywatch theme so Rob (stag) dressed in a red swim suit and a blonde wig, i have never wanted him more!
-5 hours on a narrow boat boozing to the gayest music you have ever heard
-2 strippers Eva and Lisa couldnt make it, so Katie and Kim arrived, Kim was a 16 stone black girl with a wart on her arse cheek the size of a Sprout (truth, actual size)
:shock: (before the mandatory POIDH they it will vbe on facebook in the next few days)
-25 lads dressed as the hoff, 1 as Pammy, queue jumping every club
-One lad trying the worm move on the dance floor and breaking his jaw, actually broken proved by sunday evenings x-ray!
So the morning came and nobody remembers anything after about 1am but whilst clearing up the best mans house 8 x 1 litre bottles of
jaeger were collected, they had been bought at 10am on saturday.....
So sunday was go ape at cannock chase
i hate heights but went for a big cup of MTFU before hand a did all 5 of the high bits, the brother of the bride to be was also scared of heights and they must have ruhjn out of MTFU when he got there as he bottled it and would go neer any of it!
The drive back to bristol was one of the logest parts of my life, and last night i had the massive come down from 2 huge nights on it and today i feel aweful
but all in all i would say it has been the best weekend i have ever had, and i really mean that even with no bike involved
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Not a bad effort Kaiser
But let me get this right - there was a stag do the day after a wedding? "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
shame it was in Llanelli = dumpI like bikes and stuff0
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Should have gone to Wyre Forest. Much better course.0
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Stagdoalwayscomesbeforethewedding/10
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the stag do and wedding were unconnected events, the only connection was me attending both0
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Ohinthatcasethenitsoundslikeafunweekend/10
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it was a major weekend of win
although the best man at the stag do let us down i a big way
he bought 2 packs of bacon to feed 25 lads
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sounds like a massive messy time 0
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The wedding sounds like mine, but misses out the giant food fight at the end, with the landlord running the bar and father in law coming to blows at 2amVisit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.
Who are you calling inbred?0
